12 Hilarious Tutankhamun Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What does Eminem and Tutankhamun’s embalmer have in common?

They are both tight rappers.

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👤︎ u/Cauterberri

📅︎ May 28 2020

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Why didn't Tutankhamun have a great tall pyramid?

Because he had a pharaoh heights.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Oct 22 2018

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Tutankhamun must have been the least flatulent of the ancient pharaohs of Egypt.

Because his name is homophonous with "toot uncommon".

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👤︎ u/BeneathYourSky

📅︎ Oct 09 2017

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What do you call two Egyptian guys farting at the same time?

Tootincommon

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👤︎ u/thrillho333

📅︎ Oct 27 2019

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If two pharaoh's farts sound the same...

Do they have a Tutankhamun?

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👤︎ u/t1ao_official

📅︎ May 11 2020

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I just took a DNA test and it turns out I'm related to Egyptian royalty

we have a Tutankhamun.

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👤︎ u/badasscdub

📅︎ Sep 09 2019

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Hmm

A little joke I came up with the other night:

What do you call it when Egyptians fart in unison?

Tutankhamun!

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👤︎ u/poppschmidty

📅︎ Aug 24 2019

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If I teach you fart jokes ...

You are under my toot-elage. (Or: I am your toot-or.)

Bonus joke: If we fart together in the Valley of the Kings, we have a toot-in-common (Tutankhamun).

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👤︎ u/navarroarmadillo

📅︎ May 12 2019

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I was sharing fart jokes with my penpal from Egypt. I found that we were more similar than I thought.

We have a Tutankhamun.

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👤︎ u/OtakuEngine

📅︎ Apr 14 2019

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What did the one Egyptian say to the other when they both farted?

They were tutankhamun.

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👤︎ u/ChiefMishka

📅︎ Aug 08 2016

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What do you call it when two Egyptians fart at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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👤︎ u/LegendofPisoMojado

📅︎ Sep 18 2018

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What do two Egyptians have when their farts sound the same?

A Tutankhamun

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👤︎ u/ashtonland

📅︎ Nov 29 2016

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