Tutankhamun Puns

A list of puns related to "Tutankhamun"

What does Eminem and Tutankhamun’s embalmer have in common?

They are both tight rappers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cauterberri
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why didn't Tutankhamun have a great tall pyramid?

Because he had a pharaoh heights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Tutankhamun must have been the least flatulent of the ancient pharaohs of Egypt.

Because his name is homophonous with "toot uncommon".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeneathYourSky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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What do you call two Egyptian guys farting at the same time?

Tootincommon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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If two pharaoh's farts sound the same...

Do they have a Tutankhamun?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t1ao_official
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I just took a DNA test and it turns out I'm related to Egyptian royalty

we have a Tutankhamun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badasscdub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Hmm

A little joke I came up with the other night:

What do you call it when Egyptians fart in unison?

Tutankhamun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poppschmidty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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If I teach you fart jokes ...

You are under my toot-elage. (Or: I am your toot-or.)

Bonus joke: If we fart together in the Valley of the Kings, we have a toot-in-common (Tutankhamun).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/navarroarmadillo
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I was sharing fart jokes with my penpal from Egypt. I found that we were more similar than I thought.

We have a Tutankhamun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtakuEngine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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What did the one Egyptian say to the other when they both farted?

They were tutankhamun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChiefMishka
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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What do you call it when two Egyptians fart at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendofPisoMojado
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What do two Egyptians have when their farts sound the same?

A Tutankhamun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashtonland
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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