How do you call a princess who leaves you on read?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
My friend asked me if Princess Bride jokes are still a thing
I said, βtheyβre mostly deadβ
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Why princess ariel didn't finish high school?
Because her grades were always under the C.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Did you hear disney is announcing a new princess?
Mozzarella, she's italian
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What Disney princess loves dad jokes?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What was Princess Leia's LEAST favorite programming language?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?
The colt never bothered her anyway
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Your boyfriend calls you princess but leaves you on seen. You're SEENdarella
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︎ May 24 2020
Why was Chewbacca suspicous when he hugged Princess Leya?
Because she was "Luke" warm
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︎ Apr 11 2020
While having dinner last night, my daughter looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" Proudly, I replied, "Yes, my little princess, yes I am!"
She continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
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︎ Apr 15 2020
What do you call a fish thatβs now a Disney Princess?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Sorry princess
If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau
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︎ Feb 12 2020
I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia
Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader
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︎ Feb 01 2020
Disney is making a movie about a Spanish princess who lives in the future.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
What do you call an American Indian princess who gets in trouble?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Disney princess
Which Disney princess liked puns the most?
Probably RaPUNzel.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
why did princess jasmine break up with aladdin?
Because the things he said werenβt aladdin up
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︎ Nov 10 2019
I hear there's a fairy tale princess who actually knows quite a few dad jokes.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
The Princess Fried
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︎ Dec 31 2018
Most of my friends find Princess Leia really attractive, but I donβt get it.
For me, she ticks Alderaan boxes.
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Where do Princess Leia and Anakin go shopping?
The Darth Mall
*One of my 6 year olds at my work told me this one. Gave me a little chuckle.
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Why didn't Princess Leia have a boyfriend?
She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
What do you call a princess who just turned eighteen?
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︎ Jul 09 2015
Who is a farmerβs favorite Disney princess?
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︎ May 10 2019
Which disney princess is the pun god
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︎ Jan 26 2019
Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule?
Because she's really Sheik.
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︎ Nov 14 2018
What did Mario say when he broke up with princess peach?
Itβs not you, Itβs a me.
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︎ Dec 31 2018
The couple from Princess Bride canβt have kids
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What do you call a Disney princess that repeats word play jokes
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︎ Jan 25 2019
Who's the funniest Disney princess?
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︎ Feb 24 2019
What kind of chair does Princess Peach like to sit on?
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︎ Jul 05 2016
Why did Han Solo wait to ask Princess Leia to marry him ?
He didnβt want to force it
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︎ Jan 06 2018
Letitia Wright who plays Shuri in Plack Panther found out that Thomas Sanders called her a Disney Princess.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What did Princess Peach say to Toad?
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︎ Sep 02 2018
My kids wanted to wear their princess dresses to a Disneyworld park, but didn't know which park would be best...
... I told them Epcot, so they would wear their dresses to the ball.
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︎ Apr 22 2016
Princess Amidala just carted away my land speeder!
It was a Natalie Portman-tow
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Princess Leia: For the last time, Han
We are not naming our son Guitar Solo.
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︎ Feb 13 2018
Princess potato was disowned by the king and queen for marrying Tom Brokaw.
They couldnβt stand that sheβd married a commentator
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︎ Jun 05 2018
What do you call a princess who leaves you on read?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What are you when your boyfriend calls you his princess and leaves you on seen
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︎ May 27 2020
If Ariel is a princess...
Is she the princess of whales?
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Whos the princess of puns?
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︎ Nov 20 2018
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