Coworker said she deserved a letter of commendation. I gave her several.

http://i.imgur.com/NwxSEJm.png

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📅︎ Sep 29 2016
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Commending the chef for not undercooking my steak.

It was a job well done.

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Why does an ovum-dealing hymentoptera make things faster?

Because it's an egg-seller ant

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📅︎ May 24 2020
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So I used to collect those little cardboard discs with pictures on...

One time I took a bunch of them with me to Abu Dhabi and while most of them were fine one behaved very weirdly, splitting and separating like it was in the humid air of the tropics. Very strange. I even wrote a letter about it to a listings magazine, which began:

"What's On, I commend to your attention the curious incident of the POG in the dry clime."

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TSA made the woman in front of me throw out her sushi.

I commended them on their valiant efforts to stop a potential SUSHIcide bomber!

Turns out they don't like jokes about that. :(

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