Support Puns

Harmonic Re-zone-ance

But so far, I'm stumped.

Nobody should have to pay to talk.

"Like a bra, not a braai"

• Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.

• Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

On and on Anon.

We'd finally live in a classless society.

Everyone was in same boat.

He's such a neigh-sayer.

Zebra

It's the only way to parrot.

Turns out it's tomorrow

He thought he was a fellow member of the Not See Party.

They deal with viruses all the time!

Don't do that I'll dyson!

Whisk on, son.

Anonymous Anonymous.

So my wife helped her be fitted for some very nice bras.

I just want to make myself clear.

The Elon Mask is their first product.

I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'

Outlook not good.

I'm in recovery.

Because he had a lot of trans sisters

He needed help connecting to the web

https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png

Sorry but to me that is just a major red flag!

On-And-On Anon

Because they're too heavy

I would never armadillo.

So he took the plunger.

A co-Bra!

He's really great at installing Windows!

When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans

His mummy.

It’ll be called eh? eh?

I just want to make myself clear.

Turns out I came early.

I see a lot of new faces in the room

Post Alone

Dad: Sure. What a great head you got there. Well done!

He had tater tots.

They both work with routers on a regular basis.

I'm always missing cookies when they leave

My job is in raisin awareness.

I still couldn't put food on the table.

It's a bad case.

Me: Thank you, your honor. I'll also try to give her something myself.

I had to fight my wife and two doctors to do it.

“A greed”

Even in the hardest times, they always have my back.

Taught AlgaeBra

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

Bras!

Future wife was getting ready for work and put on these socks that I hadn't seen before. I asked what they were and she said they were supportive socks... I immediately grabbed one out of her drawer and put it on my hand like a sock puppet and spoke with a high-pitched muppet voice.

Puppet: You look nice today.
Puppet: You're going to have a great day.
Puppet: You can do it!
Her: What are you doing?
Puppet: Being supportive.
Me: <laughs>
Her: Oh my God.

I finally took a step in the right direction.

I told her she should probably talk to a priest instead.

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

It's my annual pro-state exam

They help you pick up the pieces, but you have to put yourself together again at home.

yeah, tomorrow..

That's my Mployment record.

They said, “Sorry. Penguins can’t fly.”

I am pro-noun.

it seems that they have a real ideological problem with mixing races

It’s called Dyslexics Untied.

And then a turn on again.

They’re always kind enough to ask you if you’re having a ruff day

I asked her to please thaw it out.

aloe-veramony

Let's see how displays out

Procrastinator's Anonymous will be canceled because all the members have put off coming to at least next week. (Credit unknown)

Jane finally decided to join Narcotics Anonymous after getting needled into coming. (Original)

I bet you 50:1 odds that Joe won't be here at Gamblers Anonymous tonight. (Original)

As Laura spoke at AA, I found her account intoxicating. (Original)

Even if I were transgender, I doubt I'd ever go to a Crossdressers Anonymous meeting. I hear those meetings are literally a drag. (Original)

At a computer users' group, a guy was complaining that his Linux-loving girlfriend refused to do Windows. (Original)

I plum need to attend a Purple Anonymous meeting. (Original)

He's all right now :)

I just want to make myself clear.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

A co-Bra!

Outlook not good...

A Co-bra