Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?

Harmonic Re-zone-ance

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I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.

But so far, I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WulliesTime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I support free speech

Nobody should have to pay to talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zipped102
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Show support for his hard work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glock_muncher
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.

"Like a bra, not a braai"

  • Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.

  • Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcsoon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Support your farmers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srirachase
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Do you know there’s a support group for obsessive talkers?

On and on Anon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrodoSagginsz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Why would Karl Marx support closing schools because of COVID-19?

We'd finally live in a classless society.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Friday2day
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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How will he support his 3mm family?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Why are the members of the Titanic survivors’ support group so close?

Everyone was in same boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_adamnguyen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My horse never supports anything I want to do.

He's such a neigh-sayer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What animal do French women wear to give them support?

Zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatTheHosenHey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.

It's the only way to parrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I went to my premature ejaculation support group today...

Turns out it's tomorrow

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Why did the blind German mistakenly support Hitler?

He thought he was a fellow member of the Not See Party.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miketar85
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Has anyone asked IT for support?

They deal with viruses all the time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harpostyleupvotes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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The true support that Windows needed...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deb_Eternity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What did I say when my son tried to unplug my life support to plug in the vacuum cleaner?

Don't do that I'll dyson!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinsy_Crow
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Dad, which state supports baking as a family activity?

Whisk on, son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shouldExist
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I joined a support group for former computer hackers.

Anonymous Anonymous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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My daughter was getting older and needed a new support group...

So my wife helped her be fitted for some very nice bras.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I absolutely support any scientific effort to create an invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Tesla just started production of medical gear to support hospital workers...

The Elon Mask is their first product.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I was having trouble with my computer, so I contacted IT support. The man said, 'Have you tried disabling cookies?'

I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why did the Magic 8-ball call tech support?

Outlook not good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuroniHS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.

I'm in recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why did the electrician support LGBTQ people a lot?

Because he had a lot of trans sisters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcidReign999
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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A spider called a tech support office

He needed help connecting to the web

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Tech support
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theratrules
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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At last I found some concrete IT support

https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seppoteurastaja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Mac now supports Windows
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoodleSlayer008
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Halloween Support Group
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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My girlfriend just said to me that she supports Communism...

Sorry but to me that is just a major red flag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarLordTheBeast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:

On-And-On Anon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I am unable to support the "fat-acceptance" movement

Because they're too heavy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaxyCat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns.

I would never armadillo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePoeticElixir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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My friend wanted to go cliff diving but he had to take his emotional support device for unclogging using suction...

So he took the plunger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My friend used to work PC support, but is now in construction...

He's really great at installing Windows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission

When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Mac now supports windows
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ihabmirdasmalan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Who did the pharaoh go to when he needed support?

His mummy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_steal_yo_birb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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While i support the cause, the puns got me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuskyPsycho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I’m starting a support group for people whose pun’s aren’t appreciated.

It’ll be called eh? eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Taken off laugh support due to coffin fits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GentlemanJorge
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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I absolutely support any scientist who is trying to create a complete invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I went to a premature ejaculator's support group today.

Turns out I came early.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMethsMethod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group

I see a lot of new faces in the room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfiepop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Mac supports windows
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vincentrainbows
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What do you call Post Malone after he joins a support group?

Post Alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Midwife, handing over the newborn baby: Make sure you support his head.

Dad: Sure. What a great head you got there. Well done!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Why did the potato pay child support?

He had tater tots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetroGama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What thing does tech support and carpenters have in common?

They both work with routers on a regular basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaggy952
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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There’s cuties in tech support
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustChadReddit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I hate it when tech support comes to my house...

I'm always missing cookies when they leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I’m working for a charity that provides support for elderly grapes

My job is in raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andi-amo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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After losing the job, I sold all of my furniture to support the family.

I still couldn't put food on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Tech Support: Another guy's phone fell and broke...

It's a bad case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrarian345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Judge: I've decided to give your ex $3,000 in child support.

Me: Thank you, your honor. I'll also try to give her something myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Support farming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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It was very difficult to switch off my mother-in-law’s life support system.

I had to fight my wife and two doctors to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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The only religion I support
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankblazerrr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I told my wife she could have my child support. She replied

β€œA greed”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ModMakerXbox
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I’m part of a lumbar support group

Even in the hardest times, they always have my back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellsdeity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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How’d the Mermaid Math Teacher support herself?

Taught AlgaeBra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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You know what supports women left and right?

Bras!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talakhangtien
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Future wife wears support socks.

Future wife was getting ready for work and put on these socks that I hadn't seen before. I asked what they were and she said they were supportive socks... I immediately grabbed one out of her drawer and put it on my hand like a sock puppet and spoke with a high-pitched muppet voice.

Puppet: You look nice today.
Puppet: You're going to have a great day.
Puppet: You can do it!
Her: What are you doing?
Puppet: Being supportive.
Me: <laughs>
Her: Oh my God.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevebobmike
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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I have unidirectional phobia, but after many years of therapy and support groups.

I finally took a step in the right direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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My wife wanted me to be there for her operation to provide "moral support"

I told her she should probably talk to a priest instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perry-d-astor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MenacingBanjo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Every year, I re-assess how much I support states' rights

It's my annual pro-state exam

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Did you hear about the IKEA support group?

They help you pick up the pieces, but you have to put yourself together again at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Hello! I thought that maybe some of you lovely punny people might want to support my enamel pin kickstarter as they feature these pun-tastic grumpy woodland animals πŸ˜„ I’ll put the link in the comments
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Can we start a support group for procrastinators?

yeah, tomorrow..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaulmejitesh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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In my life I've been a maintenance mechanic, a make-up artist, a media director, a mender, a metre inspector, a microcomputer support specialist, a mill helper, a mirror installer, a music librarian and a mortician investigator.

That's my Mployment record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I was trying to take my emotional support penguin on an aeroplane, but I was stopped by security.

They said, β€œSorry. Penguins can’t fly.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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I strongly support people, places, and things.

I am pro-noun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Babies gotta support the household too!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CannyVenial
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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The KKK supports a ban on triathlons

it seems that they have a real ideological problem with mixing races

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAugustus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I started a support group for dyslexia.

It’s called Dyslexics Untied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Telling someone that you work in IT support can be such a turn off...

And then a turn on again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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What’s the best thing about emotional support dogs?

They’re always kind enough to ask you if you’re having a ruff day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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I work in tech support and this lady told me her computer was frozen.

I asked her to please thaw it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mingonius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What's it called when plants pay child support?

aloe-veramony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dagit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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What did the clueless tech support guy say when I told him my monitor isn't working anymore

Let's see how displays out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rizzlamuerte
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Most places can't support floating markets, but this Vietnamese city
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughjazzmann
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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Support groups

Procrastinator's Anonymous will be canceled because all the members have put off coming to at least next week. (Credit unknown)

Jane finally decided to join Narcotics Anonymous after getting needled into coming. (Original)

I bet you 50:1 odds that Joe won't be here at Gamblers Anonymous tonight. (Original)

As Laura spoke at AA, I found her account intoxicating. (Original)

Even if I were transgender, I doubt I'd ever go to a Crossdressers Anonymous meeting. I hear those meetings are literally a drag. (Original)

At a computer users' group, a guy was complaining that his Linux-loving girlfriend refused to do Windows. (Original)

I plum need to attend a Purple Anonymous meeting. (Original)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who got the entire left half of his body ripped off in a horrible accident at his factory job that he had to support his family, and now he might die, or even worse, become a brain dead vegetable that is only an economic burden on his already poor family?

He's all right now :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigHummer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I cannot emphasize enough how much I support scientists working towards creating an invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srirachase
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why did the Magic 8-Ball call tech support?

Outlook not good...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuroniHS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What Does A Female Snake Use For Support

A Co-bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_WeebWithNoLife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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