I introduce myself and collect the customers information then ask what the problem is. He just says "My tablet is completely frozen" so I reply "Well we best defrost it then!".
He was extremely hostile after that.
There was a lack of good customer support
Stanley worked his way up from nothing in a third world country, saving enough to move to America and support his family. His loyal customer base grew by word of mouth, nobody argued with his results. Finally one day, a customer asked him how he managed to be so good at his work, and he merely responded, "I'm from Pakistan."
ba dum tss
I was walking down an aisle scanning prices and all that jazz and a customer comes up to me and asks:
Customer: "Hi sir, do you know where I can find a wall plug?
Me: "A wall plug? What do you mean?"
Customer: "You know that thing you put on the screw for better support? Do you know what I'm talking about?"
Me: "Yeah, they'll be right here" I told him while we were walking to where they were.
Customer: "OH! So how do you call them?"
I couldn't remember the name of it so I told him "I don't call them. Unfortunately, they don't have phone numbers."
The look he gave me was like he was disappointed and amused at the same time.