So I had to put my foot down
He’s low key
Bollywood
A long wait for the punch line.
He performed this using a complex set of trap doors. But it was just a stage he was going through.
I had to put my foot down.
It's mime blowing
I am the Juan and only
The performer saw the men arrive and that the crowd was large so he stood on his cart and yelled "can you see me now!?" to which the men replied Oui! Si! Ja!
Don’t mind him. He’s just a product of their times.
What a were-doh...
You turn the hose on...
A raptor
A smooth boar rifle.
It was a third degree burn.
Because he was simply outstanding in his field.
Pennetration
More on this after the break.
Child: “ if you are being frank who is being dad?”
Actual conversation I heard in the store
She can't even.
I said “you’re not Adam Ant!”, he said “yeah i am.” we argued all night, but he really was adamant.
"Good idea!" I replied. "We can cover more ground that way!"
Elijah Wood
...while they've never seen one of his paintings.
...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.
But then, I remember that she is JoQueen.
My children do the same thing, but then they're just kidding
...I will not be deterred!!
Croc-a-doodle-doo
He did unspeakable things.
Thank you for the awards. You made my day 😃
"I've had it with your altitude"
They claimed insurance but it was rejected: apparently it was an Act of Gourd.
Guess you could say that it was a close shave
And then he vanished, without a tres.
A bass turd.
Turns out she was just ovary acting.
But I’m not worried, since he doesn’t have the balls to do anything
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so I had to put my foot down
So I had to put my foot down.
So I had to put my foot down.
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
It was a third degree burn.
