They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
I bought a T-Shirt the other day but it kept giving me static electric shocks every time I tried to wear it.
I took it back to the store and they kindly replaced it with another one free of charge.
Because they offer koalaity service.
Credit where credit is do... my wife just said that out of nowhere.
I love her so much
Just bear with me here.
I suggested maybe his business name should be "Kitchen Surface Installers" instead of "Counter-Fitters"
"You are whalecum"
I'm looking for anything pun wise or clever in the area of customer service. Like "Minimum Rage" but something else.
Just bear with me
I responded, "Sorry ma'am, I only wear boxers."
after a long sigh "Very well sir.. have a good day."
CS: "Hi, we're sorry about your wait, how may we assist you today?"
Dadjoke: "Don't be sorry, I've started on a diet."
Me: "Sure you can, they just start screaming and going on about assault and litigation."
Pop!
It’s called Tailor Swift.
As we paid the clerk asked if we would like a large bag for it. I instantly responded with "oh. I thought these new vacuums are bagless?".
Massive sigh from my girlfriend and not even a chuckle from the attendant.
When I called customer service about it they said, “ oh that’s just a freebie.”
4 For Sales
5 For Customer Service or
6 to hear these options again
My dad and I used to hangout alot when I was a teenager. Every time we used to go some place it always started out the same...
Customer service rep: "hi, can I help you?"
My dad: "nope, he was born that way"
Rip dad.
That place has the highest customer service.
Straight away he replies "still water sir?"
Yeah, like I'm suddenly going to change my mind.
Honestly, customer service these days.
The customer service was an F’in joke
An older gentleman had an herb garden, one of the herbs that he had planted was thyme. The thyme took really well to the climate and environment of his lawn, and began to extend past his garden, into his lawn. Now, this was unacceptable as he prided himself on having a pristine lawn. He decides he needs to reign in the problem and heads to the nearby nursery to find a solution.
He gets there, but wants to make sure he finds the right product. After about 30 minutes, one of the customer service associates notices he's spent a lot of time looking around the herbicides and whatnot. Thinking the man has a weed problem, he offers the following assistance.
"Hey can I help you find a weed-killer? You've been on this asile awhile, and I can definitely speed up the process."
"No thanks," the man responds, "I've got some thyme to kill."
Went in to buy some laxatives today but couldn’t find any. Customer service said, there was a run on them!
Customer service asked me how my experience was. So I answered, "It wasn't the best place, but it was definitely 3 stars."
While getting paint for a project at Lowes, my wife asked the customer service rep which option was the most popular sheen.
I said "Charlie" and neither of them found it funny.
Dealing with home services and customers, need to check ID. Routine ID check and I though the customer's name was Irene so I say "Ok Irene, let's get into your account here..."
Icene: "It's Icene"
Me: "Oh wow, really? double checks ID Wow! That's wicked, I've never heard that name before that's really interesting!"
pause
Me: "Well... I guess, now Icene it."
Icene groans, and my coworker and his customer start laughing, and I couldn't help but smile :D
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
- Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
- It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
- What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
- Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
- Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
- Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
- If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
- Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
- Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
- American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
- The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
- Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
- Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
- Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
- Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
- Rittal me this, Batman!
- Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
- Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
- If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
- When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
- You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
- Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
- Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
- Don't think Seton is
Today, Eat24 proposed to me after I punned at them. This may be the best customer service interaction I've ever seen.
https://storify.com/backtobeatrice/taking-out-the-take-out
My boyfriend works as customer service for a tech company, so he deals with emails and phone calls all the time. Here's a conversation we had today.
Me: How was work?
Him: Busy. I had to deal with so many assholes on the phone.
Me: Sounds like your day stunk.
Me: Would you like your milk in a bag sir? Random Dad: No, I'll just keep it in the jug. Obligatory laugh because I work in customer service
I work in IT Customer Service and I had a customer call up reporting he was getting an "error 2003 cannot connect" on a particular piece of software.
To this I responded "Gee that's an old error".
The silence was golden.
There was an extra zero on the bill, so it ended up being like 70 bucks. Called the customer service at my bank and threw this gem into the conversation :
"I mean I'm just ball parking, but $70 seems a little steep to be frank."
Cue dead silence on the line. I relish these moments.
So I work customer service at a grocery store and today a customer came up to me and asked "you know those baby changers in the restrooms?" So I'm like "yeah, what about them?" He then answers me saying "I have a baby that's cries a lot. Do you think I can change him for one that doesn't?"
I didn't even know how to react. I just cringed as he left the store with a huge grin on his face. Ughhhh
Just bear with me.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
They are calling it Tailor Swift.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
