Excellent customer service.

I bought a T-Shirt the other day but it kept giving me static electric shocks every time I tried to wear it.

I took it back to the store and they kindly replaced it with another one free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PringyUK
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I mean normally the customer service at the chip shop is fine. But when there's huge lines and only a few teens working there? Then it's...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElvisGrizzly
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Customer Service imgur.com/Tn9n136
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckZombie
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Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives?

Because they offer koalaity service.

Credit where credit is do... my wife just said that out of nowhere.

I love her so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JophTheFreetrader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What did the bear say when he called customer service?

Just bear with me here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ezpzbtw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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My friend wondered why only the secret service visited his business and no customers...

I suggested maybe his business name should be "Kitchen Surface Installers" instead of "Counter-Fitters"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What did the whale prostitute say to the whale customer when he thanked her for the great service?

"You are whalecum"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InjuredTanned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What does a grizzly say when he calls customer service ?

Just bear with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomrichoisabadman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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What does a panda say to customer service when he can’t find his order number?

Just bear with me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eprocket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Need customer service puns

I'm looking for anything pun wise or clever in the area of customer service. Like "Minimum Rage" but something else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaakwells
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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Newegg customer service rep reminded me that there was a brief survey at the end of the call.

I responded, "Sorry ma'am, I only wear boxers."

after a long sigh "Very well sir.. have a good day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juggy_Brohdletine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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When you call customer service and you're put on hold...

CS: "Hi, we're sorry about your wait, how may we assist you today?"

Dadjoke: "Don't be sorry, I've started on a diet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rule_2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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My Buddy: "Yeah I don't really like the iPhone but I might go back to the Apple overlords for my next phone. You just can't beat their customer service."

Me: "Sure you can, they just start screaming and going on about assault and litigation."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2016
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WestJet customer service just dropped this on me: What kind of music scares balloons?

Pop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlurpeeMoney
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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Amazon is starting a new service where they deliver custom made shirts to your door within 48 hours.

They are calling it Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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TIL: Amazon has come out with a new service where they will deliver custom fitted shirts to your home within 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Amazon has come up with a new service where they will deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours of ordering.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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My order of a dozen bees came with 13 bees

When I called customer service about it they said, β€œ oh that’s just a freebie.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandaYoshi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Purchased a new dyson stick vacuum with my girlfriend today..

As we paid the clerk asked if we would like a large bag for it. I instantly responded with "oh. I thought these new vacuums are bagless?".

Massive sigh from my girlfriend and not even a chuckle from the attendant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xenzor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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The guy working at the gas station was smoking a joint when I walked in...

That place has the highest customer service.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I got into a Pun War with Listerine. Yeah, that Listerine. Who won?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaunzybombzy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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Well It's 1 for the Money, 2 For the Show, 3 To Get Ready.....

4 For Sales

5 For Customer Service or

6 to hear these options again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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When the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink, I told him a glass of water please.

Straight away he replies "still water sir?"

Yeah, like I'm suddenly going to change my mind.

Honestly, customer service these days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RHOrpie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Wanted to share my favorite dadjoke

My dad and I used to hangout alot when I was a teenager. Every time we used to go some place it always started out the same...

Customer service rep: "hi, can I help you?"

My dad: "nope, he was born that way"

Rip dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Axe_wound_crotch
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Running laxative

Went in to buy some laxatives today but couldn’t find any. Customer service said, there was a run on them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/albachiel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I called a customer help line about some problems I was having with my computer. The guy who answered just said β€œjofke” and hung up...

The customer service was an F’in joke

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An old man and his lawn

An older gentleman had an herb garden, one of the herbs that he had planted was thyme. The thyme took really well to the climate and environment of his lawn, and began to extend past his garden, into his lawn. Now, this was unacceptable as he prided himself on having a pristine lawn. He decides he needs to reign in the problem and heads to the nearby nursery to find a solution.

He gets there, but wants to make sure he finds the right product. After about 30 minutes, one of the customer service associates notices he's spent a lot of time looking around the herbicides and whatnot. Thinking the man has a weed problem, he offers the following assistance.

"Hey can I help you find a weed-killer? You've been on this asile awhile, and I can definitely speed up the process."

"No thanks," the man responds, "I've got some thyme to kill."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dedinside13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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I took a trip over at Orion's Belt.

Customer service asked me how my experience was. So I answered, "It wasn't the best place, but it was definitely 3 stars."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majike03
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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The most famous sheen

While getting paint for a project at Lowes, my wife asked the customer service rep which option was the most popular sheen.

I said "Charlie" and neither of them found it funny.

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Groaner at work! Irene? No, Icene

Dealing with home services and customers, need to check ID. Routine ID check and I though the customer's name was Irene so I say "Ok Irene, let's get into your account here..."

Icene: "It's Icene"
Me: "Oh wow, really? double checks ID Wow! That's wicked, I've never heard that name before that's really interesting!"
pause
Me: "Well... I guess, now Icene it."

Icene groans, and my coworker and his customer start laughing, and I couldn't help but smile :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TEAdown
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2014
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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Can a girl Dadjoke?

My boyfriend works as customer service for a tech company, so he deals with emails and phone calls all the time. Here's a conversation we had today.

Me: How was work?

Him: Busy. I had to deal with so many assholes on the phone.

Me: Sounds like your day stunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HolyCheezus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2014
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Playing with my food

Today, Eat24 proposed to me after I punned at them. This may be the best customer service interaction I've ever seen.

https://storify.com/backtobeatrice/taking-out-the-take-out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sciencesherpa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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As a bagger in a grocery store, I hear the same dad joke over and over.

Me: Would you like your milk in a bag sir? Random Dad: No, I'll just keep it in the jug. Obligatory laugh because I work in customer service

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Renickulous333
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2014
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That didn't go down well..

I work in IT Customer Service and I had a customer call up reporting he was getting an "error 2003 cannot connect" on a particular piece of software.

To this I responded "Gee that's an old error".

The silence was golden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aintralphtho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2014
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Got over charged at a hotdog stand

There was an extra zero on the bill, so it ended up being like 70 bucks. Called the customer service at my bank and threw this gem into the conversation :

"I mean I'm just ball parking, but $70 seems a little steep to be frank."

Cue dead silence on the line. I relish these moments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/domuseid
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2014
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Heard by a customer at work today

So I work customer service at a grocery store and today a customer came up to me and asked "you know those baby changers in the restrooms?" So I'm like "yeah, what about them?" He then answers me saying "I have a baby that's cries a lot. Do you think I can change him for one that doesn't?"

I didn't even know how to react. I just cringed as he left the store with a huge grin on his face. Ughhhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnicorico
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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