I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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How does the German baker greet his customers ?

Gluten Morgen

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So the customer asks the chef if anyone orders steak raw and the waiter replied โ€˜yeh but thatโ€™s rareโ€™
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AMswag123
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A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. โ€œThatโ€™s one too many!โ€ says the customer.

The clerk replies โ€œItโ€™s a freebieโ€

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What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?

Iโ€™ll Serb you shortly sir.

(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/darkkiller1234
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Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:

Death care.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/place_of_desolation
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What did the customer say to the waiter when he asked if he preferred this type of meal?

Of course

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Excellent customer service.

I bought a T-Shirt the other day but it kept giving me static electric shocks every time I tried to wear it.

I took it back to the store and they kindly replaced it with another one free of charge.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PringyUK
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"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers."

Said the city's most hated cab driver.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rav4xle
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My boss told me to wear rubber gloves while dealing with customers this week. I told him โ€œFuck that.โ€

Iโ€™m doing these prostate exams my way.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WitnessChemical
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I mean normally the customer service at the chip shop is fine. But when there's huge lines and only a few teens working there? Then it's...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ElvisGrizzly
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I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking" or "Non-Smoking".

Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial"

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I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.

Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dumb-reply
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My customers keep complaining that they're receiving empty boxes with no contacts in them

but they're the ones that keep requesting contactless delivery!

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Customer: I have a question about the menu please.

Server: slaps customer THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HIGHxCLASSxHOBO
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Customer: Do you have fish sticks?

Waitress: Certainly not! We don't serve any kind of animal genitalia!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin
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Why wasnโ€™t the customer satisfied with the Velcro they just bought?

It was a total rip-off

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gnjm
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Customer Service imgur.com/Tn9n136
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChuckZombie
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How does the German baker greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_The_Mattmatician
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Starbucksยฎ has announced that they are now adding a surcharge to any customer displaying Coronavirus symptoms.

Relax. It's just a "Cough Fee."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PotBuzz
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Why didn't the angry customer want to hear what the employee had to say?

She wasn't Karen about any opinion but her own.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrHollowed
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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In addition to fixing customers shoes, the local cobbler moonlighted as a shoe salesman...

He often found old used shoes in thrift stores and re-soled them.

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I was fired from my job when I asked a customer if they wanted "smoking" or "non-smoking".

Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" or "burial".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RCubed111
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A customer ordered a foot long cold cut trio and I completely zoned out and accidentally made him a 6" meatball.

Whoops, wrong sub.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zamundan
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A barber near me got arrested for selling drugs.... I've been his customer for years...

I never knew he was a barber...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_Necr1s_
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I got fired from my bank job because I checked a customerโ€™s balance

He fell pretty hard too

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MingeyMackrel
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TIFU by accidentally serving a customer an underwater vehicle at my local Subway...

Wait, wrong sub.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheJuxtaposedAcacia
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What does the German baker say to his customers when they enter his shop?

Gluten log?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Brandon__DG
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I guess I have a bad driving record because only 1 insurance company would take me as a customer.

I had to go with the Flo.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Uber planned certain business strategy, but it drives customers away
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vinotm
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My local paper published an article about a gymnast who was dropped as a customer of our local bank.

She had outstanding balance.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
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Customer: โ€œI have a question about the menu please?โ€

Waitress: โ€œYou donโ€™t need to know anything about the men I pleaseโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JeremiahB36
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I've been a limo driver for 25 years and havenโ€™t had a single customer.

All that time and nothing to chauffeur it...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
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My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and hasnโ€™t had a single customer.

All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrNakamura
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Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives?

Because they offer koalaity service.

Credit where credit is do... my wife just said that out of nowhere.

I love her so much

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JophTheFreetrader
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I work at a Chick Fil A, and a customer came in with a Burger King bag, sat down, and started eating.

A pretty tasteless joke if you ask me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JonisJive
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My barber across the street recently got arrested for selling drugs. I was his customer for years,

I didn't even know he was a barber!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Wo1fx
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What did the dying spice merchant say to his final customer?

I'm all out of thyme!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DankyyKangg
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Customer- "Give me your dryest wine you've got" Bartender- "Sure mate coming right up"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Funneljer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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My local store is charging customers who dont have reusable bags

Theyre asked if i brought my own, or if i wanted a payper bag

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boxymcboxbox
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Barista1: "A customer just complained that their tea was too watery"

Barista2: "Did they leave the bag in long enough?"

Me: "Seems like they had steep consequences."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wiznaibus
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Working at sams club i would collect boxes as they would empty. A customer came up to me and said "can i have a few of those flat boxes? I use them when i change my car oil so it doesnt stain my floor."

So I say "of course, that's a great idea. That's really thinking outside the box."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Djyocon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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In a Jerusalem restaurant, a waitress asks a customer, "How's everything tasting?" And the customer answeres...

"Isreali good, thank you."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kinnikinnickkk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What did the bear say when he called customer service?

Just bear with me here.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ezpzbtw
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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A friend of mine spotted a customer who looked quite thin
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Berkelium_BK
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My business keeps growing though I keep losing customers

I sell coffins

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vinotm
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What did the Walmart cashier say to the screaming customer?

โ€œItโ€™s actually not a very civil way to communicate, yelling that is. I would quite appreciate you being more respectful for us to continue our interaction, thank you. Sir.โ€

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The first time I genuinely laughed at a customerโ€™s joke

The new Aquaman Pez dispenser looks like Jesus. A man was checking out, picked it up and said. Man: is this a Jesus Pez dispenser Me: no thatโ€™s Aquaman Man: Oh wow I guess all fish no loaves huh

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bigdickbiggerheart
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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How did the German baker greet his customers every morning?

Gluten Tag....

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kevingcp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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A customer was about to buy a car

Customer: Cargo space? Sales agent: No. Car no do that. Car no fly.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotoriousHothead37
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Customer: "Are you able to talk?"

Me: "Yes, I learned when I was much younger"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mullet0ver
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New York Customer tells the chef that he knows the secret ingredient

The chef promptly asks who told you? Customer says, I have my sauces.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hotsprings1234
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What did the German baker say to his customer when he entered his shop?

Gluten tag

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aaronsadlo
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Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who killed his customer?

Heโ€™s a small medium at large

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/steezy96
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What did the McDonaldโ€™s customer say to the employee when they forgot pickles on his burger?

I donโ€™t know how you guys can forget pickles, they are kinda a big dill.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Robbi1
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My customers have no sense of humor :(

I work part time in the produce department at a grocery store. Last night while I was at work a customer came up to me and asked, "do you have any more thyme?" So of course I replied with, "well I hope so, I'm only 19" and then laughed to myself for a while. I looked back up and she was just staring at me kind of angrily, so I told her we were all out and she left. Some people need to learn to appreciate comedy

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I gave valuable customer feedback to an Olive Garden in exchange for a gift card

In return I received a pasta dish.

For the first time in my life, I actually received a Penne for my thoughts

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/muncie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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My friend wondered why only the secret service visited his business and no customers...

I suggested maybe his business name should be "Kitchen Surface Installers" instead of "Counter-Fitters"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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A customer called today looking for "organic, vegan, free-trade personal lubricant"

I've finally found a way to beat my meat cruelty free.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotagoK
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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"Have you got any kittens going cheap?" asked a customer in a pet store

"No," replied the owner, "all of our kittens go meow."

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How do collision repair shops meet new customers?

By accident

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Scrpn17w
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Customer was a dad.

So at the cafe that I work at, we have these punch cards, where, when you buy ten drinks, you get a free one. This customer rolls up through our drive through and this happens:

Customer: "Can I get a large white mocha with whip?"

Coworker: "Sure thing! That will be $3.95 today."

Customer: pulls out full punch card "You mean FREE ninety five?"

Oh my god.

Edit: I acedentally a word

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/adamjensen896
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 23 2014
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TIFU by messing up a customer's sandwich order at Subway

Oops, wrong sub.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TropicalMako
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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Dadjoked by a customer yesterday.

I was working the counter yesterday and we had an exceptionally long line for a Wednesday. There was one customer who was taking forever to finish up the transaction. When I got to the man next in line, I Immediately apologized.

"Sorry for the wait, Sir."
"Oh, I haven't stepped on a scale in years. Has it gotten that bad?"

cue facepalm

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cry_ery_tyme
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[At work] Me: "Hello, sir, what can I get for you?" Customer: "Give me a few seconds."

Me: "Seconds are going to cost extra."

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If you work in a countryโ€™s customs office, does that make you a customer?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kirbykirby56
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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I actually had two customers come in yesterday and I said to them

'How can I help you ladies on this fantastic day?'

The one replied, 'This fantastically windy day?' (It was super windy out!)

I told her, 'Well, it is a Windsday!'

I got one chuckle and one groan :D

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ADarkDraconis
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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Yesterday, I was bagging my customer's groceries...

When I asked, "Is it okay if I bag the box of spinach with the toothpaste?" She then asked, "Sure, does it matter?"

I then replied, "No, I'm just worried your spinach might turn into mint."

She didn't get the joke, but her husband did.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pizzaslayer24
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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In the supermarket, my son and I saw a cashier holding a customer's note up to the light.

"Is that counterfeit?" my son asked.

I said, "Don't be silly, son. Counters don't exercise."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why icebergs are unwanted customers?

Because of their small tips.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lum1nar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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Horse vets have a stable customer base.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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My boss yelled at me when I accidentally got grounds in a customerโ€™s coffee.

He said it was grounds for punishment.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/templemads
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What did the whale prostitute say to the whale customer when he thanked her for the great service?

"You are whalecum"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/InjuredTanned
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What do waiters do when there are no customers?

They wait

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/defa90
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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The Ontario Cannabis Store reported a data breach affecting 4,500 customers

They say the police are trying to weed out the culprit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Banksy0726
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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What does a grizzly say when he calls customer service ?

Just bear with me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tomrichoisabadman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Customer asked me if this was my real job (cashier)

Told her I was a masseuse therapist

She said "Don't you mean massage therapist?"

I said "No, that's my third job"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IONTOP
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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What did the Mexican carpet seller yell to all his customers??

Underlay! Underlay!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/I-think-Im-funny
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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What does a panda say to customer service when he canโ€™t find his order number?

Just bear with me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eprocket
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Customer: "will my pizza be long?"

Waiter: "No, sir, it'll be round."

(Heard this one from a friend)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/littlelaurelleaf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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How does a sperm-bank employee great his customers?

โ€œGo fuck yourselfโ€œ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SaniPeter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Had a customer come in for Phillip.

They seemed upset when I said nobody by that name works at this gas station.

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Why was the man at the farmer's market so awestruck after an attractive customer bought all his fruit?

She left him peachless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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I called a customer help line about some problems I was having with my computer. The guy who answered just said โ€œjofkeโ€ and hung up...

The customer service was an Fโ€™in joke

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spandex_inquistion
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2019
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My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and hasnโ€™t had a single customerโ€ฆ

All that time and nothing to chauffeur itโ€ฆ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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How does the German baker greet her customers?

โ€œGluten tag.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/redyellowbluered
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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