Amazon has started a new service where you will get custom made shirts delivered within 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
🚨︎ report
Amazon is starting a new service where they deliver custom made shirts to your door within 48 hours.

They are calling it Tailor Swift.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
🚨︎ report
Custom made Exit signs are all the rage nowadays in my town.

But I think they are on the way out.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
🚨︎ report
I got a custom made suit the other day in less than an hour.

The man who made it was Tailor Swift

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ‘€︎ u/HuckingFigh90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Amazon has come up with a new service where they will deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours of ordering.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

πŸ‘︎ 62
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
🚨︎ report
A customer ordered a foot long cold cut trio and I completely zoned out and accidentally made him a 6" meatball.

Whoops, wrong sub.

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
🚨︎ report
Got a groan and a laugh at work today

So I had a table say they had a hair in their food. I went and apologized and said I would remake it immediately. I brought it out to the table and I told them the secret ingredient I used this time was NAIR. The dad laughed, the mom groaned, and the kid asked what NAIR was, the mom said it was "Hair Remover". The look on the kid's face when she recognized the joke was amazing.... Best shift of my life.

πŸ‘︎ 77
πŸ‘€︎ u/rationaljackass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
🚨︎ report
Slumber One Dad

Father's Day shirt I made for my dad who likes to spend some quality time snoozing on the couch. Thought some of you may appreciate it.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ‘€︎ u/T-Shirt_Dude
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
🚨︎ report
The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air
... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2016
🚨︎ report
Super Smash Bros. 4

My buddy was making different custom Pikachus on SSB4 and he made one for defense, speed, and attack. I say to him,

"I guess you have a lot of those to pikaCHOOSE from."

He hit me.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ‘€︎ u/j6sh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2014
🚨︎ report
Just Dad-joked my coworker, many groans were had.

To preface, we work at a coffee shop. A somewhat picky customer comes up and orders a 16 ounce chai tea latte, with soy milk. My coworker tells me all of this, and that the customer would like the drink at exactly 140Β°F. I make the drink, and call it out to be picked up: "16 ounce soy milk chai!"

My coworker comes over and says, "Hopefully she likes it, I've had to remake her drink a couple times before." I replied with:

"Well I certainly chai-ed soy hard when I made it."

Eye rolling and groans all around while I grinned ear to ear.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ‘€︎ u/Codidly5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
🚨︎ report
Dropped this on a customer at work.

A customer ordered a large vanilla latte. Made the latte, and when I handed him his latte I wanted to thank him for his business, so I said;

Thanks a latte!!

Not sure if he was a dad but he appreciated it all the same.

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ‘€︎ u/Danyheman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2014
🚨︎ report
I work in a bakery, got this today

Customer points to the front label of a loaf of Italian bread and says "I can't read this, what does it say?"

I respond "It says 'Made from scratch'"

Customers says "I thought it was supposed to be made from flour!"

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskeyWiener
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2014
🚨︎ report
Got Dadjoked while at work today.

He asks me "Do you sell 1x6 treated boards?"

I said "Yes, how long do you need?"

He says "Well I need it for a while because I want to build something with it."

It's one of the few times a customer has made me laugh at work!

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBraumBomber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2014
🚨︎ report
My dad, the waiter...

My dad waited tables to pay his way through college, and he tells a story about one customer who'd made a scene upon entering the restaurant and seemed to be a dickhead generally.

(Guy sits down)

Dad: Welcome to (insert restaurant name), can I get you anything to start out? An appetizer?

Guy: Well, how's your cook?

Dad: Oh, he's great.

Guy: No. I mean how long's he been cooking?

Dad: About two... two and a half years. But he should be just about done by now.

The guy was pissed...

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ‘€︎ u/ambrady20
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
🚨︎ report
After 11 months I created a Dad Joke Masterpiece

The lady, son, and I were in a retail store the other day when an annoucement was made over the PA system.

"Customer needs assistance in the vacuum cleaners"

I lean towards the wife and say, "Well this Hoover sucks. Oh, the Dyson it also sucks. To be honest, they all suck."

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ‘€︎ u/crazeeeastcracker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2014
🚨︎ report
The customer and I laughed, my coworker was embarrassed.

After winding down to the end of a long shift looking like I was near about to fall asleep as I was grabbing a muffler for one of my customers. I made a bold move and went for a dadjoke.

Right as I was putting the muffler on the counter I said, "Man, I'm exhausted."

To which the cringe on my coworkers face and the customers laughter was enough to make my day.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ‘€︎ u/otter2014
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
🚨︎ report
Can you bring me a honeymoon salad?

Just lettuce alone, no dressing.

(Said by an elderly customer to my gf, who is a waitress. I don't condone customers treating servers this way, but it made her laugh.)

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ‘€︎ u/TorturouslyOkay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.