I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...

... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.

(True story, btw.)

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👤︎ u/patentpunk
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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My girlfriend's dad on Halloween

He dressed up to give out candy, and every time he opened to door, the family's small dog would run up behind him to investigate. Every time a Trick-or-treater looked at the dog he would ask "How do you like my cat's Halloween costume?"

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👤︎ u/mookowz7
📅︎ Nov 01 2013
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