I work part time in the produce department at a grocery store. Last night while I was at work a customer came up to me and asked, "do you have any more thyme?" So of course I replied with, "well I hope so, I'm only 19" and then laughed to myself for a while. I looked back up and she was just staring at me kind of angrily, so I told her we were all out and she left. Some people need to learn to appreciate comedy
Father's Day shirt I made for my dad who likes to spend some quality time snoozing on the couch. Thought some of you may appreciate it.
I have a friend designing a website for a project and in the website it allows you to customize what you want in a meal so it can be added to your cart and shipped to you. On her site she will have a button that picks a random meal for you if you can’t decide.
So she’s been trying to think of funny names to label this button. One idea she has was to label it “Click-Nom-Me”. So I’m not sure if this is the right sub to post in but any food/eating puns would be much appreciated!
A customer ordered a large vanilla latte. Made the latte, and when I handed him his latte I wanted to thank him for his business, so I said;
Thanks a latte!!
Not sure if he was a dad but he appreciated it all the same.
The two boys working the counter were having a hard time finding the special deals on the register.
Workers - "Sorry, it's a whole new menu for the cricket season" Customer - "ah yeah.. howzat?"
It didn't look like the staff appreciated it very much...