My customers have no sense of humor :(

I work part time in the produce department at a grocery store. Last night while I was at work a customer came up to me and asked, "do you have any more thyme?" So of course I replied with, "well I hope so, I'm only 19" and then laughed to myself for a while. I looked back up and she was just staring at me kind of angrily, so I told her we were all out and she left. Some people need to learn to appreciate comedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmatt1024
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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[request] puns about food (info in post)

I have a friend designing a website for a project and in the website it allows you to customize what you want in a meal so it can be added to your cart and shipped to you. On her site she will have a button that picks a random meal for you if you can’t decide.

So she’s been trying to think of funny names to label this button. One idea she has was to label it β€œClick-Nom-Me”. So I’m not sure if this is the right sub to post in but any food/eating puns would be much appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josh_Butterballs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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Slumber One Dad

Father's Day shirt I made for my dad who likes to spend some quality time snoozing on the couch. Thought some of you may appreciate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-Shirt_Dude
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Dropped this on a customer at work.

A customer ordered a large vanilla latte. Made the latte, and when I handed him his latte I wanted to thank him for his business, so I said;

Thanks a latte!!

Not sure if he was a dad but he appreciated it all the same.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danyheman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2014
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KFC Australia - Cricket Season Menu...

The two boys working the counter were having a hard time finding the special deals on the register.

Workers - "Sorry, it's a whole new menu for the cricket season" Customer - "ah yeah.. howzat?"

It didn't look like the staff appreciated it very much...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silverbeet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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