Bra Support Puns

A list of puns related to "Bra Support"

Future wife wears support socks.

Future wife was getting ready for work and put on these socks that I hadn't seen before. I asked what they were and she said they were supportive socks... I immediately grabbed one out of her drawer and put it on my hand like a sock puppet and spoke with a high-pitched muppet voice.

Puppet: You look nice today.
Puppet: You're going to have a great day.
Puppet: You can do it!
Her: What are you doing?
Puppet: Being supportive.
Me: <laughs>
Her: Oh my God.
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👤︎ u/stevebobmike
📅︎ Jun 27 2014
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Finally got one that I remembered to post! LT/FT

GF: "I went shopping for bras (again). I think I have an addiction."

Me: "So...does that mean that you need to join a SUPPORT group?"

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👤︎ u/FuriousRod
📅︎ Jul 06 2015
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jock bra

Not a direct joke, but I was glad to hear on the radio the other day that the inspiration behind the invention of the sports bra was a dad joke

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/09/29/554476966/40-years-of-athletic-support-happy-anniversary-to-the-sports-bra

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👤︎ u/balltyler
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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Helped my Dad dad-joke my sister

(She recently started track in school)

Sis: Is it okay if I leave something from my backpack in your car?

Dad: Yeah why wouldn't it be?

Sis: Well it's my sports bra.

Dad: Oh don't worry. You have a meet today and I was planning on wearing it--

Me: --To help support.

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👤︎ u/craycraycraig
📅︎ Feb 19 2014
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