Why do FBI agents always wear sunglasses?

To protect their FB-eyes!

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📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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Happened A Few Weeks Ago

GF and I walk into CEX (Used DVD/Game Store)

GF wants to buy the Rent movie

Cashier asks if she wants a protection plan

Ask him if that's like renter's insurance

Dead eyes from both of them

Cashier says, what are you, a dad?

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📅︎ Aug 20 2015
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