A list of puns related to "Eye gouging"
“Wood eye?”
NASA decided to send a vegetable to space. After the rough takeoff the spud soiled himself.
Operation Spud-Nik turned violent when the astronauts, due to unforeseen circumstances, ran out of food. It wasn't long before the five guys came up with a plan. They unearthed him and gouged his eyes out. As unappealing as it sounded, spud was sliced up, fried and eaten. Noone seemed to mind a little assault. Sometimes spaceflight is unpredictable and dirty sacrifices must be made.
Makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
Her: Once, a prince tried to overthrow his father, the Shah. So his father killed all his son's men in front of him, then gouged out his eyes
Me: I guess he...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
...didn't see that one coming.
(⌐■_■)
Her: ಠ_ಠ
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