I knew a guy who wore a hat with an extra long bill. He said it was to protect his nose from the sun. I asked him why is that?

He said....

No one likes a brown nose.

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I went to a fund raiser for dolphins recently. Since it was Florida, canopies protected the participants from the sun. The mayor got up to speak.

He said, "for all in tents and porpoises, we come together to raise funds."

Something like that might be a good joke... someday...

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