I had to fly from Atlanta to Chicago yesterday.
After I just gone through the security checkpoint and was putting my belt back on and all the other crap from that plastic tub they make you run through the scanner, I handed it back to one of the TSA agents and told him he should not carry too many of those at once.
Why?
Because he'd be Bin Laden.
He laughed.
I'd get the doctor to do it.
Islip
:D
Violins
Poison IV.
Stake and eggs (sunny side up, of course)
So I asked what her riskiest encounter was. She said she did not know, but she learned early to give mothers with fat babies a wide berth.
Because every 60 seconds, a minute passes
Britney 'Spears'
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
Current-ly
You're welcome, I'll be here all week!
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
It would be a pretty fowl way to go.
The panda, because of the pandamic
A shark in a bowl of custard.
Because you're taking whisks.
I mean, just look at all those explosions after math!
but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.
The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.
After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said “Look sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”
The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.
The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says “where the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”
Deputy says “well you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”
“Bullshit!” Says the sheriff “you stay here I’m going to check this out!”
So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.
The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.
Deputy says to the sheriff “ Boss what the hell happened!”
The sheriff looks up from the ground and says “BACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”
Because they have one foot in the grave.
WARNING: HOT SHINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA.
Right off the bat.
Great Han dies coordination.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
A beeracuda
And immediately received 50,000 matches!!
Thanks God for that I thought the steering had gone...
the Invisigoths
So I started smoking with my left hand.
Lots of people put on the perish-ute by accident.
Fall.
A crow with a machine gun.
A gooseberry with a machine gun.
(Extra points as I actually learnt this from my dad...)
They're all vamanos.
I'd rather let the doctor do it
Practice safe sects!
