I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
Musicians say if the world isn't round
Did you know that musician Bob Seger wanted to be a chess master?
He was always working on his knight moves...
What do you call a brilliant young musician?
Did you hear about the church musician who died suddenly?
Turns out it was organ failure.
Who is the most patient musician?
What did the musician say on commercial break?
What did the musician play that landed him in jail?
Three musicians were arrested
What's a chicken's favorite musician?
Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
My sister fell for a musician.
Why did the caveman musician like to play during landslides?
Cause it was a real rock concert
I just read that times were real tough for musicians in the early 17th century...
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?
What do classical musicians like to read in bed?
Which musician gives the nicest Christmas presents?
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
Did you hear Christopher Cross retired as a musician to make time for his new business venture?
Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?
What is a musician’s favorite part of the day?
What bone does a musician break?
What did the musician throw to his dog?
Did you hear about the musician making a song about preserves?
He says it's his currant jam.
A musician walks into a locksmiths, and asks them:
"Do you have any spare keys?"
How did a musician steal from a bank without being noticed?
My musician son was complaining about having to learn the theme song from Friends.
I said to him, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way?"
[Insert claps here]
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
Why aren't jazz musicians missing their girlfriends during quarantine?
They're already used to the sex on phone
You know what musician the Elves love?
Why are the classic musicians so creative?
they think outside of the Bachs
What do you call a musician cheese?
One for all the musicians out there sorry not sorry
I’m a blues musician, so my wife is always saying how soulful I am.
Any chance she gets she will say, “You are soul.”
Did you hear about the musician who went to the La Brea Tar pits and chucked butter into it?
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
What happens when a musician went insane?
He go completely instrumental
How did the famous musician propose to his wife?
Henry Churches is a good musician.
Google Translate: Enrique Iglesias es un buen músico.
[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
What era is a musician in when he has no money?
What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?
Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?
Cause he was an outdoor cat.
Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
Who is a chicken's favorite classical musician?
Never let anyone tell you what can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he wouldn't make it as a musician.
Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do.. just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician because he was deaf.
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