40 Hilarious Composer Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Composer Puns

I was playing my Sonata so fast today, I almost BAROQUE one of my fingers. What? Too much to HANDEL for you? I would have thought that was imPACHELBEL. I should really be making a LISZT of these, or maybe I should just TELEMANN. Is this making you STRAUSSed out? No point in HAYDN from it.

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👤︎ u/MTBCardBear4211

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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The composer whom best suits this pandemic is...

Drycoughski.

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👤︎ u/tawdry-eloquence

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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Did you know that chickens have a favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach Bach.

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👤︎ u/watercolorfiddle

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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What do you call a composer that’s dead and buried?

A decomposer.

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👤︎ u/positive_electron42

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!

I haven't looked Bach since!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Sep 29 2020

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Who is a Covid-19 patient’s favorite composer?

Drycoughsky

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👤︎ u/kushkrusade

📅︎ Jun 02 2020

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A filmmaker is auditioning for a movie based on famous classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".

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👤︎ u/MsMash29

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...

He replied, "Bock!"

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👤︎ u/CleverName50

📅︎ Aug 05 2020

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Composers do not fap.

They MAESTROBATE

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👤︎ u/e_s_c_a_p_e

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.

Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".

Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 26 2020

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Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?

Bach...

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👤︎ u/BlkWhtOrOther

📅︎ May 07 2020

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What did the composer take to the supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt

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👤︎ u/WolfLoverBlack

📅︎ Apr 20 2020

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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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👤︎ u/TheLeakestWink

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?

I'll be Bach

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👤︎ u/Childhoodcocaine

📅︎ Oct 18 2019

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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, “I recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”

Soon after, another said, “and that’s his 8th, backwards!”

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

“Never fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”

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👤︎ u/SnixyZ

📅︎ Feb 06 2020

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?

I'll be Bach.

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Oct 25 2019

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I can't think of my favorite classical composer

His name is in the Bach of my mind.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly

📅︎ Jan 03 2020

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What phone is best for a composer?

Note eight.

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👤︎ u/Autistic_Spoon

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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What did the composer say when he saw the bus?

Debussy's here

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👤︎ u/TJPancaker

📅︎ Jul 10 2019

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Which composer would you see in a supermarket?

Chopin - (Shoppin')

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👤︎ u/Guy2things

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?

Chopin'

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👤︎ u/PoniesAreNotGay

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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"Let's both pretend to be famous musical composers; You be Beethoven,...

[Arnold voice]

"...I'll be Bach."

Then turn and walk away.

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👤︎ u/m1sgu1ded1

📅︎ Dec 21 2018

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Why were composers in the 18th century so poor?

Because they were baroque.

I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.

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👤︎ u/kirillsimin

📅︎ Oct 01 2018

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What does a classical composer cook in?

A Chopin

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👤︎ u/SakaaranSoldier

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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Did you here the note was hired by the composer?

Yeah it’s on his staff

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👤︎ u/goatfucker614

📅︎ Jun 28 2019

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If you wrote down the names of all the works by a 19th century Polish composer...

...you'd have a Chopin List.

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👤︎ u/bubonis

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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I can't seem to find my favorite classical composer...

I suspect he might be Haydn

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👤︎ u/Chemistry_Jeppie

📅︎ Apr 03 2019

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Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer?

He was Haydn.

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👤︎ u/semihemidemisemi

📅︎ Apr 04 2019

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What did the composer say to his nagging wife?

Don't worry, I'll Handel it and be right Bach!

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👤︎ u/pmbasehore

📅︎ Feb 27 2019

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A composer once fell in love with his music

They had an arranged marriage

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👤︎ u/-CrestiaBell

📅︎ May 25 2016

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What did the German Composer say to the Metronome?

Ve haff vays of making you tok!

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👤︎ u/Sacerdotal

📅︎ Jun 26 2018

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Why couldn't anyone find the famous Austrian composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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👤︎ u/boobaa99

📅︎ Dec 02 2017

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Christopher Nolan was giving his composer cooking instructions.

"Hans, simmer."

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👤︎ u/Jon-Osterman

📅︎ Jun 12 2017

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What sort of organisms do composers hate?

Fungi. Why? Cause they're de-composers.

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👤︎ u/BrainySaber

📅︎ Feb 02 2017

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What do zombie symphony composers do? offhandcomics.com/zombie-…

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👤︎ u/ScoobyD00

📅︎ Dec 14 2013

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What composer was very sick?

Tchai-cough-sky

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👤︎ u/derpthatderps

📅︎ Dec 06 2017

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Which composer has Coronavirus?

Drycoughski

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👤︎ u/rob_gfy

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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What did the Terminator say when asked about which composer he'd be for Halloween?

"I'll be Bach."

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"

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👤︎ u/bigwomby

📅︎ Jun 16 2019

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