When his wife farted in her thong.
Immediately the bartender tells him to get out "We don't serve pieces of string here!"
The piece of string is a bit disappointed, but has an idea. He ruffles his top and returns to the bar.
"I told you to get out. We don't serve pieces of string here!" said the bartender
The string replies "A piece of string ?? I'm a frayed knot!"
Bartender says, "we don't serve strings here."
The string goes outside, ties himself in a knot, frays his hair.
The string goes back inside. The bartender serves him a drink and says, "hey wait a minute, weren't you that string from earlier?"
And the string says, "I'm a frayed knot!"
They should know violins is never the answer..
I shit you knot
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorus…
My dog was delighted.
guess there was too much tension between them
They climb up a couple of bar stools and have a seat. One of them says to the bartender, "Hey, give me and my partner here a beer would you?"
The bartender replied, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here."
So they climb down off of the bar stools and slither across the floor and out of the bar.
One says to the other,"Lets go down the street. I know of a better bar than this one anyways."
"Now wait a minute, said the other string.This is clearly discrimination!"
"Well what do you intend to do about it?"said the other string?
"I'm going to go back in with a disguise and I'll get that damn beer." So he ties himself in a knot, frazzles up one end of himself,goes back into the bar,slithers across the floor and climbs up the bar stool. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer please."
The bartender says," Wait a minute . Aren't you the same piece of string that was in here a while ago?"
So the string said, "No.I'm a frayed knot.
I shit you knot
"Give me back my guitar!"
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
Before he sits down the bartender yells “Hey! We don’t serve pieces of string like you!”
The piece of string goes outside, ties himself in a bow, and rolls around on the ground for a bit. Then he gets up, goes back into the bar, and sits down.
The bartender says “Aren’t you that piece of string?” The string replies “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
I shit you knot
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
it was a total Stihl
I shit you knot.
"Ugh, I baroque a string whilst trilling to fix my piano. Well, I guess i legato get a new one"
The cops finally nailed him.
It was a tie
Because it had too much violins.
Stop making that racket.
He says "Bartender, get me a beer."
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
The string is pissed. He goes into the alley, twists himself up, messes up his hair, and storms back inside.
"Bartender. Get me a beer."
The bartender eyes him suspiciously. "Hey, ain't you that string I sent out earlier?"
The string shakes his head. "I'm a frayed knot."
But now they have a lot of violins
The bouncer said, "You can't come in. You haven't got a tie."
The man replied "Yes, I have. It's this piece of string."
The man asked the string "Are you a tie?"
The string replied "No, I'm a frayed knot."
The barman says
"We don't serve your kind around here"
So the piece of string leaves, parts his hair, and comes back
The barman asks
"Aren't you the same guy from a minute ago"
"I'm a frayed knot" the piece of string states
... and those that know bass too.
String: "I'm a frayed knot."
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
i shit you knot!
I shit you knot.
So the string goes outside and waits for a while. He goes back in and sets at the bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “we don’t serve string here.
So, frustrated the string goes back outside and sits n the curb. Boom, he gets run over and tumbles and starts to come apart.
He goes back into the same bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks closely at him and says “hey aren’t you that piece of string that was just in here?”
The string looks him in the eye and says “nope, I’m a frayed knot!”
I shit you knot
Bartender says "Hey! You're too young to be in here! Get lost!"
The string goes outside, and to disguise himself, ties himself in a loop and messes up his hair and walks back in.
The bartender sees him and yells "Hey! Aren't you the string I just threw out of here!?"
"I'm a frayed knot."
I shit you knot.
