Grand Piano Puns

A list of puns related to "Grand Piano"

Why don't they have as many used organs at Goodwill as used baby grand pianos?

It's hard to find organ donors.

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👤︎ u/JasonInNJ
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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I came home to find my dishevelled bed was covered in razor wire, crocodiles and grand pianos!

You couldn't make it up.

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👤︎ u/Flayan514
📅︎ Jul 13 2017
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I wanted to start writing music again, so I spent $500 on a new keyboard.

It's a half-a-grand piano.

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👤︎ u/clearlystyle
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.

It was a grand piano.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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My wife and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local petshop.

I've just taken the lead.

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👤︎ u/TheDemeisen
📅︎ Jan 12 2016
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Thanksgiving granddad joke

At thanksgiving dinner we were talking about pianos since my parents and my grandparents both have upright pianos. My dad asked what kind of piano my grandparents had and got the response from my granddad "an upright grand. Which means you have a downright shame."

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👤︎ u/slinckkey
📅︎ Nov 27 2015
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