Tuba Puns

It's such a low blow.

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.

Fucking attention horns.

With a tuba glue

Take the bowl, buy the horns .

A seisaphone

And anyone who says a sixba can rot in hell

With a band saw!

Every year for the past few years, I’ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last year’s music was titled “TubaChristmas in July,” which had “Hallelujah” by Pentatonix, “Carol of the Bells,” “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and “Have Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.” This year I’m about 90% sure we’re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, “Paint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).

I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesn’t include song names, but you know it’s Christmas music on tubas.

that’s tubad

Their relationship really ended on a low-note.

Your ass is brass!

The dent was $300 to repair.

..tub-a glue.

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

With a tuba glue

With a tuba-glue!