With a tuba glue.
Because they’re Trump-ettes
A Youtuba
An anglosaxophone
Cuz they're alloys.... geddit
I sure knocked some cents into them.
Trombones
The nurse asks “Good lord, what is that?” Dentist replies, “Didn’t you go to school? That’s clearly plaque.”
Coronary trombosis.
Trump-Pence are on the ticket
You can tell if you listen closely to the dialogue in his plays.
"Tuba, or not tuba..."
Told by my late band director. RIP Larry!
My dad told us the exhibition was entitled, "I'm so horny."
Brass instruments are band.
I'd hate to toot my own horn.
but there is nothing sounds more horny than brass
What does a grape do with his grandchildren? He be RAISIN them
The sue-saphone
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
The flute woodwind.
The top brass.
Steel and Brass Tyson
Your ass is brass!
He was found dead with a brass handle in his hand.
They’re calling it the Mystery of the Knock-Less Mobster.
That's right; I got down to brass tacks.
My dad and I were watching a show where this guy gave this beautiful wooden and brass organ to a church. My dad said "that guy is an organ donor."
Trombones.
With a tuba glue!
Trombones.
