Do you know Cardi B has a sister whoβs an athletic trainer ?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What do you call an athletic nun
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︎ Jan 09 2021
How do you know wether a shoe is athletic or not?
Just run with it. It doesnβt matter.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Henry the 8th liked his wives to be athletic, and that was her problem, she wouldnβt walk, she wouldnβt run
She would just Anne Boleyn.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
What do you call an athletic baker hobbit?
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︎ May 20 2020
Athletic Furniture
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︎ Dec 05 2019
If you give Dwayne Johnson an athletic slap in the butt
Youβre hitting rock bottom
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︎ May 15 2019
I may not be, that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
I wasn't very athletic in high school
But I did earn a letter in Scrabble.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
I was casually interviewed by an athletics coach today.
He asked a lot of softball questions.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
I invented a athletic shoe company called Hikes, but everyone leaves my store before trying them on.
I don't get it, I've just been telling them to take a Hike.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Have you heard about Cardi Bβs athletic cousin?
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︎ May 06 2019
Hey kids, did you guys know that Wangsgards (a local grocery store) started out selling athletic cups?
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︎ Aug 16 2018
The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships
Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!
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︎ Aug 24 2015
I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.'
What do they want a medal?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What do athletes wear during winter?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Potential storage loft for salaried athletesβ prosthetics is in question:
...could be pro-limb-attic!
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What's an athlete's favorite food?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I learnt about the symptoms of sever athletes foot
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Why donβt athletes like traveling by train?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I am awaiting news from my doctor to see if I have athlete's foot.
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︎ May 11 2020
I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
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︎ May 25 2020
If athletes get athleteβs foot then what do astronauts get?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Who would win in a fight. Athletes or Prisoners?
It's hard to say, they have their pros and their cons.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
If an athlete tears their ACL,
Theyβll probably kneed surgery.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Why did the athlete eat a lightbulb? (OC)
Because it was an electro-light!
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︎ Jul 17 2019
An athlete from Finland tried to outrun the other athletes
He said he wanted to pass the Finnish line
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︎ Sep 10 2019
After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.
Heβs been undie-feeted ever since.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?
His professor asked him to discus it.
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︎ Oct 02 2018
Why are athletes so cool?
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︎ Jun 21 2019
What kind of athlete makes the best kind of neurologist?
Swimmers, because they have to learn all about strokes.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
What did the athlete ask, when he lost a screw?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What do you call a Chinese athlete caught cheating ?
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︎ Jul 17 2018
My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think heβs just taking the piss.....
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︎ Feb 10 2019
There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once
I thought it was just revaulting
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︎ Sep 30 2017
What do British spies use to prevent athlete's foot?
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︎ Jul 24 2018
If a Russian athlete wins in a Pyeongchang event, does that mean they're Medaling with the Olympics?
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︎ Feb 10 2018
Soon just got me without this one: "Hey Dad, want to hear a construction joke?"
Give me a second I'm still working on it.
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︎ Dec 23 2018
About a year ago, my girlfriend left me for a Kenyan athlete. We remained friends, but I havenβt heard from her in a while.
I guess Lorraineβs down in Africa.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
Finish college and forever a loan.
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Why did the athlete buy discounted protein?
Because it was whey cheaper
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︎ Jun 06 2018
I told my friend, βYou should take care of your athleteβs foot.β
He said, βThatβs what makes me a fun guy.β
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︎ Jun 17 2018
What do you call a boring lady with athletes foot?
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︎ Dec 13 2017
Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoβs an athletic trainer?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Did you know Cardi-B has a sister?
She's an athletic trainer
Her name is Cardi-O
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︎ Dec 19 2020
If athletes get athleteβs foot, what do astronauts get?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
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