You ever look at an ancient watering hole and go

β€œThis aged well.”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Sometimes after work, I stop in at the local watering hole and enjoy a frosty Heifeweizen.

Depending on the day, I might even drink the whole weizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealwinterzero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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A mouse walks up to a watering hole in the jungle and shouts, "Hippo! You get out of the water!"

The hippo gets out and the mouse says, "Fine, you can get back in!"

He shouts at the elephant, "Hey chubby! Get out the water!"

The elephant gets out and the mouse says, "Ok, you can get back in."

The mouse does this to a gorilla, giraffe and rhino as well.

Finally, the lion snaps and roars, "What's your problem mouse!?"

The mouse says, "I wanted to see which one of you stole my trunks!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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After king Midas died, his subjects threw his remains down a watering hole.

They figured "might as well"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrapesMckenzie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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You want three watering holes?

Well, well, well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Got my dick stuck in a watering hole

"well fuck"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeaponizedPig
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2017
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How do you keep water in a hole in the ground until you need it?

Well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.

I know he means well.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.

I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljpicklefeet20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.

That well escalated quickly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My friend was explaining at length about how he was digging holes in his back yard for water.

He was boring.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...

Money well spent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lo0220
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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You know what I said after digging a hole and finding water?

Well done!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"

It didn't help, but I knew he meant well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarryGoLocky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Did you guys hear about the old man who fell in the hole that had water in it?

Yeah i guess he couldnt see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rysefin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My dad told me that he wished me a deep hole filled with water

I know he meant well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sparky_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water? No?

Well well well

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....

So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danl66713
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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A man is walking in the woods. He sees three holes filled with water and something he couldn't identify. All could say was

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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My job is digging holes to look for water

It is, well, boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, β€œ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”

I think she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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A lady decided to dig many holes to Chinette, but stopped after the first hole became filled with water...

She decided to leave well enough alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My friend keeps saying, β€œCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elephants_Foot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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One of my friends keeps telling me β€œIt could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livingoverandover
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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My nephew said he was trying to help out when he spilled a bucket of water from the hole in the ground...

I knew he meant well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celticdude234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polarase
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend keeps saying β€œcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”

I know he means well.

(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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My best friend keeps telling me to β€œcheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boonsnaba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrgmanflash
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullBackJ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...

So I sent him a β€˜Get Well Soon!’ card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnusCreske
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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My friend keeps saying cheer up it could be worse you could be in a hole in the ground full of water

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj121jj
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Have you heard to the joke about the three holes with water in them?

Well, well, well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Zoodaro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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