In the meantime...
I'm asking for a friend.
They said I kept flaking on them
(we just found out that little animations happen when you type certain words, both of us are typing "yay" to try to make it happen again)
Her: Yay! Yay? YaY yaY
Me: I feel like we're trying to summon Beetlejuice.
Her: HAHAHA!!!! I'm laughing at my desk now!
Me: DID YOUR DESK TELL A JOKE??? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW DESKS HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR.
My dad and I used to hangout alot when I was a teenager. Every time we used to go some place it always started out the same...
Customer service rep: "hi, can I help you?"
My dad: "nope, he was born that way"
Rip dad.
I know where they hangout.
"Is this where all the dicks hangout?"
Goddamn it.
Every time we enter a restroom. At home, church, bar, movie theater, etc. We walk upto the urinals and with that stupid smirk you only get when you're about to tell the most funny joke ever; loudly for everyone to hear he says: "This must be where all the Dicks hangout." 25 years later, It still gets me
I was talking with a friend in a group Hangout, and my wife piped in with an excellent one.
Me: Y'all are nuts
Friend: I'm what, mate?
Me: Illiterate, apparently. Pretty sure that was plain English.
Friend: "Y'all" is debatable in regards to "plain English"
Wife: Well, yaw is part of plane English...
