8 Hilarious Peephole Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Vandals drilled a peephole into the ladies bathroom.

The police are looking into it.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r

📅︎ Dec 11 2020

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Told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn't block the doorway.

Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.

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👤︎ u/Wsing1974

📅︎ Nov 25 2017

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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?

I mean, imagine all the peepholes!

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Feb 16 2019

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I had a job selling Front Door Security devices...

but I got fired because I’m not really a PEEPHOLE person.

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👤︎ u/youtellmebob

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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I try to look through all the bullshit and see others how they really are.

I guess you could say I'm a peephole person.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat

📅︎ May 19 2018

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Those darn hillbillies!

I heard some banjo music off in the distance. Some time later, there's a knock at my door. Staring through the peephole, I see two toothless hillbillies. One has a shotgun, the other has a frozen pizza.

Frightened, I barricade myself inside the apartment. I tell them to go away, that I'm calling the police.

That's when one of the hillbillies spoke up and said, "Aw, come on! It's not Deliverance, it's DiGiorno!"

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👤︎ u/alc6379

📅︎ Nov 29 2015

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Ive always looked up to George Michael

I've always fancied myself a man of the peephole

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87

📅︎ Dec 26 2016

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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 14 2020

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