Still have yet to successfully store my jam there
I said "no honey, it's a door"
I'm not falling for that again.
You clothes it.
In fact, all the trouble started because it was ajar.
My car keeps telling me my door is ajar. It's not a jar you idiot it's a door.
Until I noticed, it was slightly ajar.
Because they are ajar
Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.
When its turning into a driveway.
When it is ajar.
(not mine sadly, from Father, Raised by Wolves tv show)
GF: Don't you want to go check why the pantry door isn't closing.
Me: Wander over to the pantry, look inside, and spot the culprit immediately.
GF: So what was the problem?
Me: Slowly take the tin of jam out, and while grinning like an idiot, I look at her and say: Looks like the door had been jammed.
GF: Sighs and rolls her eyes.
When is a door also a good container? When it’s ajar.
A jar.
Edit:
Apparently this isn't original, and there's a "real" version of this joke.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
Thanks for the correction, u/TheRealTripleH !
When it's ajar!!!
I know, I know...
When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar
Then he left and the door was ajar.
Because it's not a door if it's a jar.
No, it's a door.
When it’s ajar.
When it’s ajar
