Peephole Puns

A spynach

The police are looking into it.

Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.

I mean, imagine all the peepholes!

but I got fired because I’m not really a PEEPHOLE person.

I guess you could say I'm a peephole person.

I heard some banjo music off in the distance. Some time later, there's a knock at my door. Staring through the peephole, I see two toothless hillbillies. One has a shotgun, the other has a frozen pizza.

Frightened, I barricade myself inside the apartment. I tell them to go away, that I'm calling the police.

That's when one of the hillbillies spoke up and said, "Aw, come on! It's not Deliverance, it's DiGiorno!"

I've always fancied myself a man of the peephole

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.