You ever look at an ancient watering hole and go
Sometimes after work, I stop in at the local watering hole and enjoy a frosty Heifeweizen.
Depending on the day, I might even drink the whole weizen.
A mouse walks up to a watering hole in the jungle and shouts, "Hippo! You get out of the water!"
The hippo gets out and the mouse says, "Fine, you can get back in!"
He shouts at the elephant, "Hey chubby! Get out the water!"
The elephant gets out and the mouse says, "Ok, you can get back in."
The mouse does this to a gorilla, giraffe and rhino as well.
Finally, the lion snaps and roars, "What's your problem mouse!?"
The mouse says, "I wanted to see which one of you stole my trunks!"
After king Midas died, his subjects threw his remains down a watering hole.
They figured "might as well"
You want three watering holes?
Got my dick stuck in a watering hole
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
My friend was explaining at length about how he was digging holes in his back yard for water.
I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...
You know what I said after digging a hole and finding water?
My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"
It didn't help, but I knew he meant well
Did you guys hear about the old man who fell in the hole that had water in it?
Yeah i guess he couldnt see that well
My dad told me that he wished me a deep hole filled with water
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water? No?
My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'
A man is walking in the woods. He sees three holes filled with water and something he couldn't identify. All could say was
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
My job is digging holes to look for water
We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, “ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”
A lady decided to dig many holes to Chinette, but stopped after the first hole became filled with water...
She decided to leave well enough alone.
What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
My son was in the garden, digging a hole. I thought he would get bored and stop but he kept digging until he hit water.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
One of my friends keeps telling me “It could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My nephew said he was trying to help out when he spilled a bucket of water from the hole in the ground...
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying cheer up it could be worse you could be in a hole in the ground full of water
Have you heard to the joke about the three holes with water in them?
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