Spa Town Puns

What is your favorite spa in town?

Hello, only just found this sub.

My 2nd course "Spa Town" has been live for a week or so now and I would love some feedback.

I'm aware there is a lot of room for improvement and I already have a list of things I feel I need to improve on but I could really do with some fresh eyes to take a look.

Things I feel I could do better include bunker sculpting, water edges, blind tee shots, flattening the ground under stands/paths, shot variety off the tee and areas where planting could be better.

If anyone could give this a go and provide any feedback I would be very grateful.

Thanks.

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Yeah basically we were at the local cricket club for drinks on a saturday night and she had a lot to drink, but nobody really figured this out until later, she said she was blackout drunk and couldn't remember much.

We started off drinking in the afternoon and as the night went on she was dirty dancing with a group of girls and would come back to me for a bit and basically tongue kiss me and then go off again to mingle and dance etc. I kept trying to take her home because she was CLEARLY horny as hell from her behaviour. I found out more details from rumours that spread (we live in a small town) that she had been joking about swinging with a bunch of people that night, I wasnt a party to these discussions as I had to leave for a while to take our kids home.

So anyway, the cricket club was shutting, after she had fended off my attempts to get her into the car and home, and I thought she went to the loo and was going to meet me at the car when i realised she had run off with this young woman and a couple of other people to a nearby house which I only knew vaguely was the local hairdressers house. By the time I found the place and get there, she and the other people there (2x males, 3x females and my wife) had stripped off to their underwear, my wife was near-naked in a tiny g string and bra and was orgasming in the corner of the spa raising her hips off of the seat and moaning for all to see an hear. There was a bloke on either side of her and I will never know if they were taking advantage of her drunken state and finger banging her under the bubbles.

It took me about 2 hours to get her the hell out of there, I was beyond mortified, I had to strip off myself and jump into the spa in order to get her to stop masturbating. The other people were just laughing and watching her. Then when i had her next to me, she kept trying to initiate sexual discussion and contact with the young woman she went there with, it was full on extreme, and I almost had to drag her by the arms to the car because she kept asking me to just leave her there and she'd crash for the nigh... masturbating in front of two strange men, women she vaguely knows, and while her intentions were clearly to fuck this young woman and wear a neon sign on herself saying im horny and adventurous and im going to masturbate in your spa!

The next morning she told me she wasnts to watch another couple have sex and that she's probably bi sexual but couldnt remember anything that happened and didnt believ

My 2nd course Spa Town is now live.

It's a made up course based around a similar location to my 1st creation Gaudet Luce which is my real life local course. This new one is far from perfect but I think it's a step up on my first attempt and i'm quite pleased with the results even if there's a lot of room for improvement.

It features 3 tees and 4 pins to keep things interesting. It has four par 3s, four par 5s and the rest are par 4s, two of which are drivable depending on your tee choice.

It's a nice easy name to remember and spell so should be easy enough to find on the search. Give it a go and let me know what you think, any feed back good or bad is welcomed.

Thanks.

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Hello, all!

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Thank you!

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Any tips would be amazing!

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Does anyone have recommendations for a good spa in town?

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