Common pun but still makes me laugh
What does a deaf man and a gynecologist have in common?
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?
What do Red Lobster shrimp and a car dealership have in common?
They’ve both been detailed
What does my six year old and an old British car have in common?
They both love to stall when you need to go somewhere.
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?
What's common between strippers and giants?
They both grind men's bones to make bread
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?
What do artists and cabinets have in common?
What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
What do all new Reddit Accounts have in common with the new MacBook Air?
What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?
They both can't see their face in the mirror.
What is the most common misspelled blood group ?
What do Cats and Pirates both have in common?
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
What kind of gun is common in Canada?
What does a Linkin Park fan and a Buddhist monk have in common?
They both know that in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
What do dentists and security guards have in common?
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
What do video games and strawberries have in common?
What does an empty room and a room full of married people have in common?
You can’t find a single person in it.
Why are ghosts common to see ?
Because they are supernatural!
What do unvaccinated kids and jokes about unvaccinated kids have in common?
What do J-Lo and A-Rod have in common?
What do Abraham Lincoln biographies and Instagram promoters have in common?
What does a hangman and a hippie have in common?
They're both into tie-die!
What do blm protestors and cod players have in common?
They both hate people who use riot shields
What does every tombstone have in common?
They're all engraved.
(I told this to my five year old this morning and got a very satisfying groan.)
What does Los Angeles have in common with the Hobbit?
What does potatoes and tomatoes have in common?
What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?
People get sick of it but they still do it
What do guitarists and cleaners have in common?
They’re both good at sweeping
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
What do children and department stores have in common?
They're both preparing for Christmas ... in September.
What do a world-renowned scientist and a grazing cow have in common?
They are both out-standing in their fields.
The doctor just told me I only have the most common blood type, so I told him
Parallel lines have so much in common,
Its a shame they'll never meet.
What does Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
They both fight Klingons around Uranus.
What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?
Lance isn't a common name these days
But in medieval times people were named Lancelot
What do Cats and Pirates have in common?
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name."
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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