Lanes Puns

The one you’re not in!

( written by my dad , late 90s)

Carpool tunnel

I must have carpool-tunnels syndrome

Turns out he was a shit driver..

Thank god I was dragged out by the Smiths.

Me: confused that we aren't heading home Where are we going?

Dad: keeps staring straight ahead with a blank face Left....

Hopefully it comes out alive.

Me: Yea dad really aids us in our endeavor

Because it's a cyclepath.

I said, "Technically, they're all outside lanes."

My dad said he must have gone to Tulane university

I'm afraid of carpool tunnel

I replied "Yeah, they're looking pretty fourmidable."

I told my wife "That sign must be wrong. There are still 4 lanes."

I said that can't be right because he still doesn't have any body with him.

...if you turn around.

"Ma'am, do you want this in your cart, or do you want us to baguette?"

Me: "No, you're in the left lane." Her: side eye

I comment to my wife: that's odd.

Wife: (groan)

Me: at least it's accurate, there are three lanes.

Wife: please stop.

Me: right now I can't. It's dangerous with these odd lanes.

"You know, if they cover the carpool lane it would be a carpool tunnel."

Thanks dad!

I think I'm getting carpel tunnel.