19 Hilarious The Lanes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I launched the bowling ball down the lane and got a strike.

I've since been banned from the swimming club.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen

📅︎ Mar 01 2021

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My friend rolled the ball down the lane 10 times, knocking over all the pins each time!

It was a super bowl!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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Which lane on the highway is the fastest?

The one you’re not in!

( written by my dad , late 90s)

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👤︎ u/LovingDatDee

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?

Carpool tunnel

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👤︎ u/Pure_evil1979

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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I can’t help but find myself in the HOV lane while going the the underpass...

I must have carpool-tunnels syndrome

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👤︎ u/coldrainandsnow13

📅︎ Oct 04 2019

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This morning our bus driver accidentally spilled some hot coffee on himself, swerved across four lanes, and then complained about ruining the front of his pants.

Asshole. He should have seen the back of mine.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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Just witnessed a septic cleaning truck use the left lane for a right turn, using no signal, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit...

Turns out he was a shit driver..

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👤︎ u/bluecaddy5000

📅︎ Jul 02 2019

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So my dad and I are in the car heading home and he goes into the left lane instead of the middle one

Me: confused that we aren't heading home Where are we going?

Dad: keeps staring straight ahead with a blank face Left....

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👤︎ u/5ireball

📅︎ Jun 20 2019

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Why is the road afraid of the bike lane?

Because it's a cyclepath.

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👤︎ u/FYF69

📅︎ Jan 29 2018

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Dad : With you in the car I can take the ’HIV lane’

Me: Yea dad really aids us in our endeavor

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👤︎ u/keatonsteuben

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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"I'm going to move into the outside lane," said my wife, while driving on the motorway.

I said, "Technically, they're all outside lanes."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Dec 10 2018

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When I'm driving through tunnels, I don't like using the carpool lane...

I'm afraid of carpool tunnel

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👤︎ u/Salbabida_Boy

📅︎ Oct 24 2018

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So I'm playing DotA when four enemies go into the mid lane and my teammate calls out "four mid"

I replied "Yeah, they're looking pretty fourmidable."

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👤︎ u/Clbull

📅︎ Jun 13 2018

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Driving down the highway, I saw a sign that said "Uneven Lanes"

I told my wife "That sign must be wrong. There are still 4 lanes."

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👤︎ u/stubob

📅︎ Jul 06 2015

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My wife and I saw a guy riding down the road with a skeleton in the car. She joked it was so he could use the HOV lane...

I said that can't be right because he still doesn't have any body with him.

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👤︎ u/JaRoc

📅︎ Sep 08 2017

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Riding in the car with my friend. Since I'm navigating, she asks me if she's in the right lane.

Me: "No, you're in the left lane." Her: side eye

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👤︎ u/i-kant_even

📅︎ Nov 22 2015

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A sign on the road: UNEVEN LANES

I comment to my wife: that's odd.

Wife: (groan)

Me: at least it's accurate, there are three lanes.

Wife: please stop.

Me: right now I can't. It's dangerous with these odd lanes.

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👤︎ u/Zbignich

📅︎ Oct 25 2015

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Driving through a construction zone and dad says "looks like we'll be driving in the wrong lane up ahead," after passing a "right lane closed ahead" sign.

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👤︎ u/K_Fred

📅︎ Apr 18 2014

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Driving in the carpool lane kind of makes my wrists sore...

I think I'm getting carpel tunnel.

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👤︎ u/slumber42

📅︎ Oct 16 2013

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