My friend rolled the ball down the lane 10 times, knocking over all the pins each time!
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︎ Jan 27 2021
With a chariot HOV lane
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Which lane on the highway is the fastest?
The one youβre not in!
( written by my dad , late 90s)
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I canβt help but find myself in the HOV lane while going the the underpass...
I must have carpool-tunnels syndrome
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︎ Oct 04 2019
This morning our bus driver accidentally spilled some hot coffee on himself, swerved across four lanes, and then complained about ruining the front of his pants.
Asshole. He should have seen the back of mine.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Just witnessed a septic cleaning truck use the left lane for a right turn, using no signal, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit...
Turns out he was a shit driver..
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︎ Jul 02 2019
I just crashed my car in a lane between two houses -- one owned by Mr. and Mrs. Ball, and one owned by Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Thank god I was dragged out by the Smiths.
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︎ Jul 13 2018
So my dad and I are in the car heading home and he goes into the left lane instead of the middle one
Me: confused that we aren't heading home Where are we going?
Dad: keeps staring straight ahead with a blank face Left....
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︎ Jun 20 2019
I saw a sign while driving. It said: Bus lane is in operation.
Hopefully it comes out alive.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Why is the road afraid of the bike lane?
Because it's a cyclepath.
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︎ Jan 29 2018
Dad : With you in the car I can take the βHIV laneβ
Me: Yea dad really aids us in our endeavor
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︎ Mar 15 2019
"I'm going to move into the outside lane," said my wife, while driving on the motorway.
I said, "Technically, they're all outside lanes."
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Guy in front of me was driving in both his lane and mine
My dad said he must have gone to Tulane university
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︎ Feb 24 2017
When I'm driving through tunnels, I don't like using the carpool lane...
I'm afraid of carpool tunnel
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︎ Oct 24 2018
So I'm playing DotA when four enemies go into the mid lane and my teammate calls out "four mid"
I replied "Yeah, they're looking pretty fourmidable."
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︎ Jun 13 2018
Driving down the highway, I saw a sign that said "Uneven Lanes"
I told my wife "That sign must be wrong. There are still 4 lanes."
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︎ Jul 06 2015
My wife and I saw a guy riding down the road with a skeleton in the car. She joked it was so he could use the HOV lane...
I said that can't be right because he still doesn't have any body with him.
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︎ Sep 08 2017
Every road is Memory Lane...
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︎ Jul 25 2017
When I'm checking out customers who bring french bread through my lane...
"Ma'am, do you want this in your cart, or do you want us to baguette?"
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︎ Sep 24 2013
Riding in the car with my friend. Since I'm navigating, she asks me if she's in the right lane.
Me: "No, you're in the left lane."
Her: side eye
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︎ Nov 22 2015
A sign on the road: UNEVEN LANES
I comment to my wife: that's odd.
Wife: (groan)
Me: at least it's accurate, there are three lanes.
Wife: please stop.
Me: right now I can't. It's dangerous with these odd lanes.
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︎ Oct 25 2015
Driving through a construction zone and dad says "looks like we'll be driving in the wrong lane up ahead," after passing a "right lane closed ahead" sign.
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︎ Apr 18 2014
Driving next to a carpool lane with my dad as passenger.
"You know, if they cover the carpool lane it would be a carpool tunnel."
Thanks dad!
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︎ Nov 22 2013
Driving in the carpool lane kind of makes my wrists sore...
I think I'm getting carpel tunnel.
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︎ Oct 16 2013
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