My Dad just said this one in the drive-thru not 2 minutes ago
First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')
My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"
My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
The Egyptian government has asked Cairo’s taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
Guy #1: Check out these pictures I took of the wheat fields during my drive in the country
Guy #2: That would explain why they look so grainy
What race did Sean Connery drive a Nash in?
Why can't Matthew Mcconaughey drive in Nascar?
They always go left and he's alright, alright, alright.
They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats.
I just think that's in Seine.
What make of car do they drive in movie Frozen?
Why did the man drive his car in the ocean?
He wanted to get some extra bass in the speakers
when your kids are learning to drive, don't stand in their way!
It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow,
In car earlier with wife, daughter, parents. We drive by a cemetery. My dad says “you guys know how many people are dead in there?”
In unison dead pan my wife and mother: “all of them”
“Be careful!” My friend told me. “People in the UK drive on the left side of the road”
Thanks to him I guess I’ll be all right
A guy in a tracker just drive past me yelling "the end of the world is nigh!"
Brought it in for an oil change, says he only drives it from time to time.
My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...
Because Adams make up everything!
“Dad, do all countries in Europe drive on the right?”
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!
There are two reasons I don't take my girlfriend on long drives in my Tesla.
One I don't have a girlfriend.
Two I don't have a Tesla.
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
(Question/advice) Subway accidentally gave me the wrong sandwich in the drive thru, how do I go about getting a refund without my receipt?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
What car do you drive in fall?
Nobody in the church will drive a Kia.
They sell too many Souls.
Dadjoked in the Arby's drive though.
The cashier says "It's $19.97," and my husband responded "I'm pretty sure it's 2014." Groans were had by myself, our son, and the cashier, while my husband cackled gleefully.
In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...
They want to decrease the gender pray gap
When our first child was on the way, my wife told the doctor in maternity “We’d’ve been here sooner if my husband could drive better”
And I said, “Honey, watch out for those double contractions! They’re brutal.”
There shouldn’t’ve been another one for at least 10 minutes,
What do people drive in the Fall?
I was gonna drive but my car was covered in leaves...
I guess it is an autumnmobil now.
My girlfriend and I were on a safari drive in South Africa...
Girlfriend: Oh, that's definitely an aardvark burrow in the termite mound.
Me: ...would you say it's an example of classic aardvarkitecture?
Did you hear nobody in Florida can drive?
Why did Darth Vader's car only drive in the shadows?
Because it was powered by the dark side.
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?
In most places, the right side is considered the right side to drive on. The ones left consider it to be the left.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other: “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
In places where people drive on the left side of the road they don't have the right to drive
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says "people are dying to get in there"
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