Happy Days Puns

"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.

The bitch took all the other box sets.

Is it just me or does last year feel like yesterday

12/12

I replied that it was my cake day, but she never reddit.

As a child I don’t think fathers realize how much we love and appreciate them and wanted to share it, even though this isn’t a joke.

It was a real Fonzi scheme.

To all the dads out there; may your dad jokes grow prosper, make your children facepalm, and cause your partner want to pull your hair out

For them, it's irrelephant.

A horse walks into a bar, bartender says to the horse “what’s with the long face”

I replied “Well Grandma, I hate to break it to you, but you grew up with nothing because you kept leaving the door unlocked!”

May 8!

I hope every one has a Super Mar10

They’re big fans of the fonts.

His response: “Thanks son. I couldn’t have done it without you!”

Happy Father’s Day!!

10/10

Finally I have reached 2020!

It's Black Fried Day

May the 4th be with you!

“So which dwarf are you then?”

I’m very flattered, but make sure you wish your own dad a happy Father’s Day too.

Looks like their marriage is working out.

Hi Wishing-everyone-a-happy-Father's-Day, I'm Dad.

I don’t know son, I’m still paying.

March 4

I said, "But you're a Domestic Woman!"

You don't want to press your luck.

March forth!

(And to my dad, happy anniversary of telling this joke every year of my childhood.)

I said "Thanks! I couldn't have done it without you!"

His response: "Happy Sunday"

Mother fuckers

for all you happy fathers.

March 4th