Happy Stir Wares Day!
May the forks be whisk you
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...
"...40 second birthday".
I was so proud.
Happy Parade Day! March Fourth!
Happy Leonardo Di’Crabrio day continued
Happy Leonardo Di’Crabrio day
Happy Ballet Day!
It's 2/2. Plie have a good one!
Say "Happy Hole-y Days" instead of "Happy Groundhog day"
So that you include other later winter hole-based celebrations.
Day one: happy new year everyone
Is it just me or does last year feel like yesterday
My daughter texted me wondering why I was so happy all day.
I replied that it was my cake day, but she never reddit.
Happy Father’s Day
As a child I don’t think fathers realize how much we love and appreciate them and wanted to share it, even though this isn’t a joke.
Figured this was the ideal moment to repost this ol’ pun. Happy Father’s Day.
I lost most of my retirement to that guy from Happy Days.
It was a real Fonzi scheme.
My Grandma was talking about the good old days and said “in my day we could leave the door unlocked and not worry about it!” and “we grew up with nothing but we were happy”...
I replied “Well Grandma, I hate to break it to you, but you grew up with nothing because you kept leaving the door unlocked!”
Happy Father’s Day!
To all the dads out there; may your dad jokes grow prosper, make your children facepalm, and cause your partner want to pull your hair out
Happy Father's Day applies to all humans and animals as well. But apparently it doesn't matter to elephants.
For them, it's irrelephant.
Happy Father’s Day to all you dad jokers
A horse walks into a bar, bartender says to the horse “what’s with the long face”
Happy Cake Day!!!
It's batter than nothing!
Happy Nintendo Day!
I hope every one has a Super Mar10
Today I wished my dad a Happy Father’s Day.
His response: “Thanks son. I couldn’t have done it without you!”
Happy Father’s Day!!
Why do news editors love watching Happy Days?
They’re big fans of the fonts.
No joke I just miss my dad. Happy fathers day in heaven dad dad daddy-o
Happy Father’s Day, mother f**kers!
Happy pi(e) day everyone!
Happy belated St. Patrick's day!
Happy perfect vision day!
Finally I have reached 2020!
To everyone who wished a Happy Father’s Day to “the best dad in the world...”
I’m very flattered, but make sure you wish your own dad a happy Father’s Day too.
Happy Labor Day to all the moms out there. We appreciate you!
I accidently hit a midget’s car the other day. He said “I’m not fucking happy!”
“So which dwarf are you then?”
Son: “Dad, are you alright?” Dad: “No, I’m half left and half right.” Happy Father's day!
That couple is so happy to go to the gym every day.
Looks like their marriage is working out.
I'm wishing everyone a happy Father's Day!
Hi Wishing-everyone-a-happy-Father's-Day, I'm Dad.
Happy Father's Day all you mother f**kers out there!
I told my dad "Happy Father's Day"
His response: "Happy Sunday"
Happy Labor day to all the moms out there. We appreciate everything you went through!
My son wished me Happy Father's Day this morning...
I said "Thanks! I couldn't have done it without you!"
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