To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together

We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome

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Every time i drive over a railroad crossing I say there's been a train through here recently do you know how I can tell?

It left it's tracks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
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At the drive through with my dad

Cashier: that'll be $8.16 Dad: use change Me: I dont have any change Dad: that makes no cents

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My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.

I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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Drives by railroad crossing: a train came through here not to long ago. It’s tracks are still here
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Except for a drive-through, when entering the pits during a race F1 cars always get retired.
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On a drive through Utah my girlfriend commented on how beautiful the plateaus are.

I replied, β€œAin’t it a butte?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonofthesolstice
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We have occasional pun wars at my workplace (drive through cafΓ¨) and this was this weeks so far... i.reddituploads.com/f4086…
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So my dad took my sister and I through a coffee shop drive through...

Dad: we'll get a black coffee, a hot chocolate, and a green tea. Drive through attendant: would you like anything in the green tea? Dad: no, just green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayasunshine
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"Now that's what I call a drive-through!"
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Wife is driving, we're pulling through a fastfood drive through...

She asks me 'Do you have your wallet handy?'
Its in my back pocket so I reply 'Nope! It's currently ass-y.' (I then retrieve my wallet amidst being smacked around my head and shoulders)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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If you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software you've gotten McCafΓ© on McAfee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crinklesofarc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Dad and daughter went through my Starbucks drive-thru today

The daughter had a cat sitting on her lap that looked really peaceful. I enjoy making small talk with customers about their pets, and so, referencing the cat, I ask "is that a he or a she?"

The dad says back to me "That's a she. She's my daughter."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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My dad confused the drive-through kids.

I remember once going through a Dairy Queen drive-through, with my dad driving and ordering. This was in the years when drive-throughs were just switching to multiple windows, so they would instruct you as to what to do where.

The worker who took his order said, "Thank you, sir, that'll be $8.72 at the first window."

My dad replied, "Well, how much would it be at the second window?"

They didn't know how to respond.

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On a drive through the country side...

..with my dad.

"I'd love to build a home out here some day", he said.

I saw a real estate sign on a large lot so I said, "There Dad. How about that one?" and I pointed to the sign.

He said, "Nah, I don't think we can afford it, the sign says:

'For Sale. Lots.'"

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My sister told me to ask for ketchup while we were in the drive-through…

… And I said "OK, but I don't think he's working today."

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I was in the drive through with my dad in the passenger's seat next to me

The total came out to $20.76 so I get 21 dollars and a penny ready. Just before I pay, my dad looks over to me and says that I should get something that every good football team needs.
The cashier hands me a quarter back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowToCantaloupe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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My dad at a drive through

I remember this from when I was around 12 or so. My dad was in a convenient store drive thru and he was about the 5th car in line. When we finally get to our turn, the cashier says "sorry for the long wait, we had a little traffic jam there". My dad responds "hey, at least people weren't on foot, then you'd have a toe jam".

Ugh...

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2015
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EVERY SINGLE time we drive through the farm lands

Dad: What do you call a cow with no legs.........!!!???!!

Everyone in the car:........wwhuut?

Dad: GROUND BEEF

Everyone:...........................ha!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2013
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Burger King drive through

I pulled up to Burger King and was asked what I would like to order.

Me: "ummm could I grab..."

Drive through guy: "You'll have to come inside if you want to grab anything."

Thought this fit here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meatballin_
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Every time we drive up the turnpike through Elizabeth...

We're from NJ (he's been here his entire life). That part of the turnpike is how we get our bad name (smells, industrial, crime).

Every single time we drive through Elizabeth he proclaims, WHO'S ELIZABETH AND WHY SHE SMELL SO BAD?! followed by many self induced chuckles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citylikeAMradio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2013
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Every time at the drive through..

"I'm sorry about your wait, go ahead with your order."

"No problem, I've been trying to cut back a little!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinecraftHardon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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Got my dad at the drive-through

After I get my food, I turn to him and say

"Pastrami" (Pa, straw me)

He chuckled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathbyceiling
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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Whenever dad went through the bank's drive thru...

Teller: Thank you so much sir, have a wonderful day.

Dad: No thanks, I've got other plans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/businessmantis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2013
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The only way to kill a French vampire is to slowly drive a baguette through its heart.

The process is a little painstaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart

Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

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