A list of puns related to "The Claim"
I told her to call the cheerleading squad instead. Figured they might know the school spirit.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
He's a lye-er.
it would be a fully automatic machine pun.
I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
I’m not buying it.
They need to get their fax straight.
... to be hip-hop-critical
He seems a bit shifty.
"Tell him I can't see him right now."
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
"Uno, dos.." and poof! He disappears without a tres
But I’m guessing they were hopped up on speed
They must be right, as everybody is dying to get there.
When he turned 20, his twin turned twenty too!
So after a nice meal at the restaurant with my family, the waiter promptly begins to box all the leftovers. After he is finished he asks if we would like a bag for all of our boxes. I look at him and say "no, but I would like a box for my bag." Groans were heard across the table
I’m not buying it.
I'm not buying it
I’m not buying it.
I’m not buying it.
I’m not buying it.
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