A list of puns related to "Claims"
Jack and the beans talk!
But thatβs his story, and heβs sticking to it.
it would be a fully automatic machine pun.
I just donβt see it.
My unwillingness to listen, and, eh, some other thing.
I am worried she wonβt be able to pull it off.
He's full of bologna
Edit:spelling
Iβm hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
Iβm not buying it.
I think that's a bit far fetched.
I said, βThatβs a sweeping generalization.β
Guess Iβll have to carry on my wayward son.
(Not mine, saw on Facebook)
His name is Ian.
If one goes off it could spell disaster.
I think thatβs a bit far fetched.
She is a more-or-lesbian.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
They need to get their fax straight.
But they canβt do it without your con scent
At first the curse just brought him bad luck, causing vital equipment to break and provoking frequent but small injuries to him and his crew. Soon, however, the curse darkened and diggers the man had hired to help work his claim began to die in bizarre ways.
One was killed by an African scorpion that should never have made it to Alaska, let alone have survived the cold. A second drank a gallon of the mercury used to separate the gold from the ore. A third was found with a tree growing up through his body.
The man himself who owned the claim became more and more pale. His eyes became all white. His skin began to give off an overpowering smell of sulfur. He slept all day and at night he wandered the mountain above his claim, coming back each day looking more like a beast than a man.
The curse became so bad the last worker alive ran away to the nearest town to tell the authorities what was happening at the claim.
In an attempt to save the claim owner's life and lift the curse, a priest was brought in by dogsled to perform an exorcism on the man.
A sherriff from the town came with the priest as a bodyguard.
The exorcism was long, but apparently successful. Immediately the man's color returned, the sulfur smell disappeared, and he was able to sleep through the night for the first time in six months.
After the man awoke, the sherriff immediately arrested the man and brought him back to town with the priest. Standing in front of the judge, the sherriff was asked what charge the law had against the claim owner whose life had just been so dramatically turned around.
The sherriff looked at the man, then looked back at the judge and said in a slow and rumbling voice, "Possession as a miner."
... to be hip-hop-critical
He seems a bit shifty.
To be fair, she never told me she sold flowers in the first place.
Iβm really worried she wonβt be able to pull it off.
Jack and the beans talk.
Jack and the beans talk.
I just donβt see it.
I just donβt see it.
Jack and the beans talk.
I donβt think sheβll be able to pull it off.
Iβm nervous she wonβt be able to pull it off.
I donβt think she will be able to pull it off.
Iβm worried she wonβt be able to pull it off.
But thatβs his story, and heβs sticking to it.
I just don't see it myself
But that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Iβm nervous she wonβt be able to pull it off.
Iβm not buying it.
I'm not buying it
But thatβs his story, and heβs sticking to it.
Iβm not buying it.
Iβm not buying it.
But thatβs his story, and heβs sticking to it.
Thatβs his story, and he is sticking to it.
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