On an article about a woman who sawed her hand off to claim insurance
If someone slips and falls on purpose, to claim insurance it should be called...
A Fraudian Slip.
Thought of a good one while at work today (slightly morbid depending on your outlook)
I work in the claims department at a life insurance company. A recent addition to our department mentioned that she had an insured who died from a bowel obstruction. I couldn't help but say: "Sounds like a real shitty way to go..."
My father-in-law dropped this one today...
"Lots of people are claiming they like the little green lizard insurance commecials these days, but I liked them from the GEICO."
