A fowl joke

My brother texted our family group chat with a photo of a KFC in the background and a chicken in the foreground. There was some writing about "walking through the valley of shadow and death etc"

My dad replies "that's a-boc-alyptic"

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Dad-joked my coworkers

A group of us were out getting lunch. (my paraphrasing)

Boss: "Hey guys check out these pictures I took on my vacation."

passes around camera to rest of table to view pictures

Coworker: "Wow! How did you get such a perfectly timed photo of lightning?"

shows rest of table a beautiful picture of lightning

Me: "He must have lightning reflexes!"

collective groan

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