Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imholt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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pedal file
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dullbananas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.

It's a Languedoc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITES😁
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manlybutterly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What is Robin's favorite file format?

json Todd!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galgal628
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.

It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What does R2D2 use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vico__Staps
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Physician: So you’re telling me that you have an obsession with a certain file type in Microsoft Office?

Me: Word, doc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?

A source-a-rar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Secret Files
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I can’t seem to open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?

Their ancestors are vi-kings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!

Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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If you ever find a house with a family of corn, don’t go snooping through their secret files.

They’re cornfidential

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeepenTeepen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How do you call a Photoshop project file that gave you anxiety ?

.ptsd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panteros
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I used to file my nails...

But then I thought what’s the point in keeping them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?

They get Dell-eted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylveon10101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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We once were questioning a perp who wouldn't say anything without his coarse file with cutting points instead of lines. After getting it, he immediately confessed...

He talked with a rasp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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The lions roar was so big that when I compressed it , it turned out to be a " .Rawr " file.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jizzler_Rage_792
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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File your nails man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jebbaok
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What do you file when you're out of ideas?

Brainruptcy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentdumbarse
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I used Turbo Tax to file my taxes last year.

I’ll use a different service this year. I wasn’t really in to it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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When sending files through email to my students I never send more than one per email

Soo they don't get two attached

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged

^PS ^sorry ^if ^this ^has ^been ^used ^before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nico_Di_Angelo666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.

I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebfazio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Why did 1000000000000000 files get arrested?

Because it was a peta-file

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacolover2k4
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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My wife emailed me the pictures of our first date together, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I have serious emotional attachment issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My boyfriend had this in his car...it’s a nail file
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raelenerosas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why did the pretzel file a police report?

Cause he got assaulted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerRedPanda14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What is the way two French dudes share files electronically?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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My friend just emailed a file called RomeoandJuliet.doc.

It’s a play on Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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My wife emailed me the pictures of our first trip together, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I’ve always had trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Oh no! A pedo-file!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/comradecuber
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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My wife emailed me pictures of our wedding, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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How do two French guys share files electronically?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because he was mugged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SHeight06
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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why did the coffee file a police report?

because It was mugged!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JodeneBorg
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got MUGGED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why did the coffee file a police report

It got mugged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaackyboi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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How do two French guys share files electronically?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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