I told my kid we were gonna watch Paw Patrol, but instead I just showed him footage of K9 units training.
Guess that makes me a papa troll.
What would happen if America switched from using pounds to kilograms as a unit a measure?
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
What’s a monk’s favorite unit of measurement?
My AC unit is quacking...
I think it's the air ducts
My cousin died when an A/C unit fell on him.
What unit of measurement do you use to weigh your linens?
Why do they always use thieves as the high speed units in RPGs?
Because they're so dodgy.
I tried to trademark an unit for pressure...
But the patent office wouldn’t have a bar of it
I had my cornfield all set up to sell in 2 acre units when my realtor suddenly brought me plans for acre units.
He was plotting against me!
Watt is the unit of power
Punctuate the title however you like.
What are a communist's favorite units of time?
I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than °C or K for measuring temperature.
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?
We’re doing the unit circle in math rn
I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.
What’s a communist’s favorite unit of time?
What is the SI unit of power
You’re a unit of power Harry
What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?
Our country is about to switch from imperial to metric units.
There will be mass confusion.
What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
What's a Soviet Russians Favourite unit of time?
When my classmate, Abhi, couldn’t remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.
My science teacher then said “Abhi, it looks like your head really hertz!”
This actually happened 2 minutes ago
Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, it’s ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
My friend is a realtor and her husband just died. I hugged her at the funeral and said "unit".
She said, "thanks. That means a lot to me."
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
I didn’t know what to think walking into the kitchen last night to find my wife draped in lasagna and pouring piping hot soup over her head. “I’m just putting the dinner on”, she quipped. How we laughed on the way to the burns unit.
What’s a unit for every bar and grill for one waiting line?
A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units
She said she can't do that "foreign height".
I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"
My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
Watt is the unit of power?
Watt is the unit of power
Watt is the unit of power?
You’re a unit of power Harry.
You're a unit of power Harry!
What's a communists favorite unit of time?
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