My AC unit is quacking...
I think it's the air ducts
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What unit of measurement do you use to weigh your linens?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
My cousin died when an A/C unit fell on him.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Why do they always use thieves as the high speed units in RPGs?
Because they're so dodgy.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I tried to trademark an unit for pressure...
But the patent office wouldnβt have a bar of it
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I had my cornfield all set up to sell in 2 acre units when my realtor suddenly brought me plans for acre units.
He was plotting against me!
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Watt is the unit of power
Punctuate the title however you like.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than Β°C or K for measuring temperature.
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︎ May 25 2020
Unit of stress.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
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︎ May 10 2020
I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.
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︎ May 16 2020
βSpecial Mowing Unitβ
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︎ Jun 29 2018
What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?
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︎ Mar 30 2020
What are a communist's favorite units of time?
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︎ Nov 16 2018
Weβre doing the unit circle in math rn
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Absolute unit
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Whatβs a communistβs favorite unit of time?
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︎ Mar 05 2019
The unit is in meteor
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︎ Apr 27 2019
What is the SI unit of power
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Youβre a unit of power Harry
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︎ Mar 11 2019
What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Our country is about to switch from imperial to metric units.
There will be mass confusion.
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︎ May 10 2019
When my classmate, Abhi, couldnβt remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.
My science teacher then said βAbhi, it looks like your head really hertz!β
This actually happened 2 minutes ago
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︎ Apr 26 2019
My friend is a realtor and her husband just died. I hugged her at the funeral and said "unit".
She said, "thanks. That means a lot to me."
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︎ Oct 19 2019
What's a Soviet Russians Favourite unit of time?
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, itβs ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Whatβs a unit for every bar and grill for one waiting line?
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︎ Aug 26 2019
A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units
She said she can't do that "foreign height".
I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"
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︎ Aug 25 2019
I didnβt know what to think walking into the kitchen last night to find my wife draped in lasagna and pouring piping hot soup over her head. βIβm just putting the dinner onβ, she quipped. How we laughed on the way to the burns unit.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Absolute units
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︎ Oct 12 2018
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
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︎ May 24 2018
My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
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︎ Mar 15 2019
My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.
I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
|u| the absolute unit
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︎ Jan 22 2019
what do you call an air conditioning unit in the capital of the united states?
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︎ Mar 15 2019
I don't use units of time
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Watt is the unit of power?
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Watt is the unit of power
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Watt is the unit of power?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Youβre a unit of power Harry.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Watt's a unit of power?
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︎ Feb 27 2019
You're a unit of power Harry!
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︎ Mar 08 2019
What's a communists favorite unit of time?
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︎ Nov 16 2018
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