I thought the suspension would kill me.

When the bridge slowly began to collapse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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he FACES possible suspension
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer-Griffin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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My teacher wanted me to design a new suspension device

It's been keeping me up all night just thinking about it

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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How do you keep a dolt in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll let you know tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyUnassuming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I’m trying to create a suspenseful astrology joke.

Watch this space.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubbynezbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How?

Well...

Are you going to tell me?

Why are you walking away without telling me?

Forget it. I didn’t want to know anyway...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Play2Win1776
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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How do you keep someone in suspense?

By doing the following:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kappro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I would like to say a joke on construction

But I am working on it

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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The suspense is killing me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prabeshdai13
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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A good name for a serial killer would be β€œthe Suspense”

That way when he’s killing me I could say β€œthe suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Do you know why it's important to keep someone in a state of suspense?

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I'll take my leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimgamertv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense...

[text has been deleted]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Can you feel the suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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β€œThe Suspense”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanzAAli
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Wanna know how to keep idiots in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpillsMcDribble
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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The crowd watched in suspense as the man attempted to scale the building whilst eating an apple

They feared he may have bitten off more than he could chew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucaewings27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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How do you keep people in suspense?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PR0CR45T184T0R
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Next week I will learn if I have cancer.

The suspense is killing me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sensei6375
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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...of Suspense!

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/98oik0/my_wife_thinks_im_lazy_but_in_reality_im_a_master/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Romnonaldao
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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The suspense must be killing them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farcicer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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How do you hold a moron in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxler3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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What's the secret for building suspense?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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Wanna know the secret to building suspense?
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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What's the most suspenseful symptom ever?

A cold. It gives me chills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-STARrating
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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What’s the best way to keep someone in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Dad: How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

Child: how? Dad: I'll tell you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PL3BSW3G
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...

...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanzoHasSushi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flabbersmacker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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How do you keep a person in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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How do you keep a slow person in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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how do you keep someone in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewingBear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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how do you keep someone in suspense?

ill tell you tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell ya later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missile500
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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How do you keep someone in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/careerpathlost
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanflynnnn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swannyboy13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I know the most suspenseful joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconLord1401
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xdegenerate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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How do you keep someone in suspense?

I’ll tell you later

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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How do you keep someone in suspense?

I’ll tell you tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCracker_69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell you tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acc_12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Do you want to know how to leave someone in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eaglewhakinator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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