I thought the suspension would kill me.
When the bridge slowly began to collapse.
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︎ May 14 2020
he FACES possible suspension
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︎ Feb 27 2019
My teacher wanted me to design a new suspension device
It's been keeping me up all night just thinking about it
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︎ Jul 17 2019
How do you keep a dolt in suspense for 24 hours?
I'll let you know tomorrow
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Iβm trying to create a suspenseful astrology joke.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
How?
Well...
Are you going to tell me?
Why are you walking away without telling me?
Forget it. I didnβt want to know anyway...
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︎ Feb 01 2021
How do you keep someone in suspense?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I would like to say a joke on construction
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︎ Apr 18 2021
The suspense is killing me
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︎ May 01 2020
A good name for a serial killer would be βthe Suspenseβ
That way when heβs killing me I could say βthe suspense is killing meβ and we could have a great laugh before I die.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Do you know why it's important to keep someone in a state of suspense?
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I'll take my leave
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︎ Jun 30 2020
How do you keep an idiot in suspense...
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Can you feel the suspense?
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︎ Dec 15 2018
βThe Suspenseβ
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Wanna know how to keep idiots in suspense?
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︎ Mar 31 2019
The crowd watched in suspense as the man attempted to scale the building whilst eating an apple
They feared he may have bitten off more than he could chew
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︎ Nov 03 2019
How do you keep people in suspense?
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Next week I will learn if I have cancer.
The suspense is killing me.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
...of Suspense!
https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/98oik0/my_wife_thinks_im_lazy_but_in_reality_im_a_master/
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︎ Sep 11 2018
The suspense must be killing them
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︎ Jun 16 2018
How do you hold a moron in suspense?
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︎ Nov 22 2017
What's the secret for building suspense?
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︎ Oct 23 2017
Wanna know the secret to building suspense?
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︎ May 23 2018
What's the most suspenseful symptom ever?
A cold. It gives me chills.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Whatβs the best way to keep someone in suspense?
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︎ Jun 22 2018
Dad: How do you leave an idiot in suspense?
Child: how?
Dad: I'll tell you later
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︎ Jun 03 2017
The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...
...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
...
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︎ Nov 03 2020
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
How do you keep a person in suspense?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
How do you keep a slow person in suspense?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
how do you keep someone in suspense?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
how do you keep someone in suspense?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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︎ Nov 09 2018
How do you keep someone in suspense?
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π
︎ Apr 25 2018
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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︎ Mar 31 2019
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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︎ Oct 06 2018
How do you leave an idiot in suspense?
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︎ Jun 02 2019
I know the most suspenseful joke.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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︎ Mar 03 2018
How do you keep someone in suspense?
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︎ Dec 04 2018
How do you keep someone in suspense?
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︎ Jan 16 2019
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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︎ Oct 21 2017
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Iβll tell you tomorrow.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Do you want to know how to leave someone in suspense?
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︎ Aug 11 2018
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