Condoleezza Rice is retiring from public life and is downsizing.

From now on, she will be known as Apartmentleezza Rice.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2018
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Why did the fungus downsize?

There was too mushroom.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
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I inherited some terrible appliances from my parents after they downsized.

The only thing that doesn’t suck is the vacuum cleaner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2019
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A man was downsized from his job for the third time in 2 years so he decided to take up horse breeding.

He heard it was a stable job.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/batj00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2018
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Santa needed more help this year with making all the presents...

I heard he was short staffed...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2019
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Got my mom just now

My mom and I were talking about how she was inspired by the show Tiny House Nation. (For those who aren't familiar, it is a show about downsizing, and living in a more eco friendly house). She was describing her ideal layout, how she would live with her sisters and how there would be sleeping quarters for their children (me being one of them) to visit.

I naturally chimed in with "That's alright, I just need a sleeping nickel". She chuckled, then groaned. I chuckled, and posted it here!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stonersebass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2016
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