ExTerminator
I'll be Bach.
He pasta way.
Because every time he leaves it he says “I’ll be back.”
Ps I came up with this dad joke on my 3rd trip to Home Depot today dammit.
AltaVista, Baby!
The exterminator.
Hasta barista baby.
I asked him where the laundry detergent was.
He said, “Aisle B, back.”
The Exterminator.
My doctor says its terminal
Come with me if you want to, Liv Tyler.
Aisle B, back
They said it was grounds for termination.
Pasta La Pizza Baby!
He responded, “Aisle B, Back”
Edit: wow first silver!!!! Thank you 🙏🏾 anonymous Redditor!
Edit2: my wife doesn’t use reddit. She’s thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (“whatever those are”). Happy Father’s!
Edit3: https://imgur.com/gallery/5G25Flw wife got me a nice gift 🎁
Exterminators
I said decaf.
Aisle B, Back
A Sarah Goner
With a Skynet!
A bloke has been feeling unwell, decides to go the doctor to get checked out.
Doctor: I'm afraid you've got a terminal illness, uncureable, only 200 or so people in the country have it.
Bloke: My god that's awful what's it called?
Doctor: I'm afraid to say sir, you've contracted Yellow 34
Bloke goes home to his wife, sitting in the kitchen all sad. Tells the wife: darling I've been to the doctor's, I have an illness called Yellow 34, it's uncureable and I'm really worried.
Wife: I'm so sorry darling but it sounds like nothing we can do Why don't you come to Bingo to take your mind off it?
@Bingo
Bloke wins 3 games in a row, full house every time, can't believe his luck. Goes up to collect his prize for the 3rd time.
Bingo caller: Sir, I've been calling number here for 15 years and never seen anything like it, you must be the luckiest person in the world.
Bloke: To be honest mate, I've had some bad news today, just came to Bingo to take my mind off it.
I've got Yellow 34.
Bingo caller: Fucking hell, you've won the bloody raffle as well!!
I’ll be bok, bok, bok.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
It's the firing squad.
I'll be Bach.
An ex-terminator
She said "Aisle B, back".
Because he’s Armored Schwarzenegger
The Exterminator
The exterminator.
Aisle B, back!
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
My doctor says it’s terminal
Aisle B. Back
I'll be Bach.
I cant stop making airport jokes my docotor says its terminal
