Expiry Puns

A list of puns related to "Expiry"

Why do laxatives have an expiry date?

What's it gonna do? Make me shit myself?

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👤︎ u/asbestos_fingers
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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What do you call an explosive that’s past its expiry date?

Dyna-might not

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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"Excuse me, what's the expiry date on this?" I asked the shop assistant.

"Sir," he said, "that's a calendar."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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My dad was riffling through old paperwork when my mum came in and asked him:
  • What are you looking for?
  • Our marriage certificate.
  • Why?
  • I want to check the expiry date.
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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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