What do you call alligator in a vest?
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
As an American, it's disappointing that so few people wear vests
Especially since our founding fathers made it a point to guarantee us the right to bare arms
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I created the worldβs first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Vest ever pun
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︎ Oct 15 2019
What do you call a detective alligator?
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︎ May 20 2021
Life is a Vest
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners
While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it
It said β My owner stained me and Iβm scared it wonβt get off
One said βItβs going to be okay no need to worryβ
The other one said β Yeah it happens to the vest of usβ
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︎ Apr 18 2020
To the person who stole my running shoes and reflective vest...
You can run, but you can't hide!
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︎ May 27 2020
what do you call a reptile with a stock portfolio? an invested-gator
or when he shows up immediately? an insta-gator
and if he's well-dressed? and in-vest-gator
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What do you call a butcher with a vested interest in his store?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I was walking up the aisle at my local Home Depot and spotted a cranky looking old man in an orange vest.
βExcuse me, could you help me?β I asked.
He grunted in response, barely looking at me.
βUm, Iβm looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? Iβm trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.β
He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, βDo we look like a pet store?β And he turned around and walked away.
I took a fence.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I think they appreciated my vested interest
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︎ Mar 12 2019
My family all wore vests for the annual family photo day.
It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
In'vest'i'gator'
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︎ Nov 09 2017
Wear a bulletproof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.
Wear a bullet proof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.
Ouch
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests
I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put on one just so I could say "vest day ever" like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were
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︎ Jan 01 2019
I'm a big fan of sattire comedy.
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︎ May 20 2020
My financial advisor wants me to do the whole investor thing.
I bought the vest, any recommendations on a good tour I can take? So I can do my In Vest Tour
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ May 15 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
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︎ Feb 25 2019
What do you call a alligator in a vest?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest
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︎ Jul 20 2020
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What do you call an alligator thatβs wearing a vest?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ May 24 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ Dec 12 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
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︎ Nov 03 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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